90% OF ALL MEN MASTERBATE IN THE SHOWER,THE OTHER 10% SING, What song?

Answer 1

"Beat It"

Answer 2

I seem to be addicted to singing "Little Brigid Flynn" in the shower. That song almost never runs through my head and I don't listen to it that often but as soon as I'm in the shower I just start singing it without thinking.
And it looks like I'm in the 10% minority. But how accurate are these statistics? Where did you get them?

Answer 3

I don;t think 90% of the men masterbate in the shower, the Husler magazine is not waterproof. I assume that we are referring to LONELY men or men who do not have hot babes.

When men don't masterbate in the shower, they usually don't sing...they hum because they cannot remember the lyrics.

Answer 4

Something by Limp Bizkit

Answer 5

The Stroke...Billy Squier ?

Strokin ...Clarence Carter?
When I start makin´ love
I don´t just make love...
I be strokin´
That´s what I be doin´, huh
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you somethin´...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin´

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on makin´ love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin´
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´

Now when I start making love to my woman
I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She´d say: ´Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh ****, Clarence Carter´
The other night I was strokin´ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
´Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO!

I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´, Yeah!
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin´
I be strokin´ Ha! Ha!
I be strokin´

Answer 6

I've never sung anything in the shower, which probably shows something about me.

Answer 7

I Touch Myself....by the DiVinyls

Answer 8

" New York" by Frank Senatra homie. Or the whisle song ..:P

Answer 9

They sing "I wish I was masturbating in the shower now" ;-)

Answer 10

"All Day Long I Dream About Sex" JC Chasez.

Answer 11

i'm singing in the rain