2006-06-21 16:39:23 · 7 answers · asked by ? 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Teaching
they're democrat!
2006-06-21 16:42:35 · answer #1 · answered by ☼Jims Brain☼ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you ever bring a duck with you into the washroom?
Because it might be "a Pekin"!!
A man is driving a pick-up truck down the road with a bunch of ducks standing in the back. A police officer pulls over the driver, informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where he's going with all those ducks. The driver says that he doesn't know what to do with them anymore. The officer says, "Look, there's a zoo not far from here and that's where you should take them." The man thanks the officer and drives off with his ducks.
The next day the officer again sees the same pick-up truck barreling down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are wearing sunglasses. The officer pulls the driver over and says, "I thought I told you to take those ducks to the zoo!" "I did," said the driver, "but now they want to go to the beach!"
A woman walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey where'd you get the pig?"
The women says "This isn't a pig it's a duck"
and the bartender says "No, I was talking to the duck!"
Can you say "Richard and Robert had a rabbit" - without using the "r" sound?
Solution: "Dick and Bob had a bunny!"
I know the last one has nothing to do with ducks but thats my big exit.
2006-06-21 23:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by cheeky chic 379 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's to show their support and awareness for The National Audobon Society. For ducks, it is the same as a human showing support for say--breast cancer awareness by wearing a pink ribbon.
Pretty smart little birds, huh?
2006-06-22 03:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they always sleep with one eye half open for danger ,
because the eyes are on the side of their heads they
must turn their head side ways to be able to look to the front
geese do the same
so their right eye is watchfull
they also like to tuck their beaks onto their shoulder to rest them
2006-06-21 23:44:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has to do with their aortic arch, the birds have a right aortic arch. Head to the right, no more oxygen to the brain.
2006-06-22 11:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by TheShield 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are several theories..........................
Ducks don't worry about things that are right.
They know its rude to shake right handed
and it was rumored that they are largly democrats
2006-06-22 00:42:10 · answer #6 · answered by springhouse 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it feels right.
2006-06-21 23:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anagram Vandal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋