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I'm in my house alone and haven't been looking at any women or porno. I burned my hands while playing the electric jug(I'm in a bluegrass band) and can't masterbate.

2006-06-21 16:19:36 · 18 answers · asked by discoc123 1 in Health Men's Health

18 answers

um go see a doc. that or put it on ice!

2006-06-21 16:22:06 · answer #1 · answered by Vee 3 · 0 0

You need to go to the ER. It is not going to be pleasant, but you can have serious problems if you do not get this taken care of. Once they check you in, basically what will happen is a doctor will make a small incision in the skin of the penis and drain the blood so that the erection goes down. I know it sounds awful, but your other alternative is waiting until your bladder basically bursts because you can't pee when you're "up."

2006-06-21 16:34:10 · answer #2 · answered by Cat Loves Her Sabres 6 · 0 0

Do you have a dog and a jar of peanut-butter?
Insert your erection in the jar of peanut-butter and stir.
And then call old Fido to lick it off. My friends stoner brother use to do this back in highschool he use to swear by it.
Good luck.

2006-06-21 16:38:45 · answer #3 · answered by Wagon Burner 1 · 0 0

That's called priapism and is a side effect of some medications. Not sure what else would cause it. You should see your doctor.

2006-06-21 16:22:30 · answer #4 · answered by Diane D 5 · 0 0

you should go to the emergency room,

you can do damage to your penis with sustained erection,

if that suggestion is not enough let me tell you it will require surgery if it continues much longer

this condition occurs sometimes with people who are taking certain antidepressants

2006-06-21 16:25:42 · answer #5 · answered by STEVE M 3 · 0 0

go to the doctor!
might be something wrong with the circulation to your penis
the doc might have to drain it (sounds horrible i know)

but it's the only way not to have permanent damage
get to the hospital now

2006-06-21 16:26:14 · answer #6 · answered by nebula13_82 2 · 0 0

Make a V of your pillow and ease yourself, or else take a cold bath and see your doctor.

2006-06-21 16:26:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take off the viagra patch, go to bed.

2006-06-21 16:25:12 · answer #8 · answered by BigChuckles44 2 · 0 0

Go to http://www.jackinworld.com they should be able to help you find something to do with your erection that won't involve your hands!

2006-06-21 16:23:44 · answer #9 · answered by lfelpstigerfan05 3 · 0 0

ok,i would just get real aroused and just kinda rub the top of ur penis, just keep rubbin like with ur palm and see if that helps

2006-06-21 16:35:07 · answer #10 · answered by i_love_ebay15 2 · 0 0

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