Are you a "Bad American?"?

Question

Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary, be it Democratic or Republican!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy *** through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut the hell up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

Answer 1

I'm downright TERRIBLE - thanks! I needed that!!

Answer 2

More Carlin quotes:

Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It's because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.


Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.

[T]he difference between left and right of center...originated in the French parliament. The people left of center were liberals; the people right of center were conservatives. Broadly speaking. And generally speaking, people on...the right of center, are interested in property values, property, property rights. The rights and the rights of property. And generally speaking again – it's all generalized – the left-of-center people are more concerned with humans and human beings and human concerns; to the care of humans, not the care and worry about property rights. That's generally been true. And Bush is pushing this country farther down the hill, faster than anyone has before.

Answer 3

Hell, if those are examples of a bad American, then I'm the single worst American to ever live. But be careful, the New American Communists formerly known as the Democratic Party will try to have you thrown into a concentration camp for spouting such satanic nosense.

Answer 4

Yes, it looks like I am a bad American. I don't who Roy Rogers is though. I believe you should play by the rules or be punished. The only MAN keeping you down is yourself. Compromise is for wussies. There's nothing wrong with plastic surgery. People who make their pets wear cloths should have their heads checked. Parents are to blame because they don't beat their kids.

Answer 5

And the purpose of this is...?

There is no such thing as a "Bad american". America is about freedom and opinions. All those things are opinions, and opinions are legal by freedom. Freedom of speech, etc.

So yeah...what the hell?

Answer 6

Why hate the rich and not pity the poor?

Answer 7

I guess that makes me a bad American too.

Answer 8

I'm bad to the bone. I sometimes even vote Libertarian.

Answer 9

In that case...I'm a BAD American right along with you.

Answer 10

Jerry Springer wasn't cancelled... it is still on tv

Answer 11

I think your a pretty good American