2006-06-21 14:47:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lol...seems ya'll are trying to butter me up....wink
2006-06-22 10:27:33 · answer #1 · answered by Einstein 7 · 11⤊ 4⤋
first what I would do is keep him in there for a little while and have some fun with him in the bottle
like bring him to a school and have a show and tell, ( little children do not do this at home )..
maybe go out to eat and place him on the table and just drop a few crumbs in for him, but mainly make him just sit there and watch you...
and when your all done having fun, tell him to cover his face and hold his breathe for a second and spray some lubricant into the bottle, and make a small hole in the bottom with a diamond drill and use forced air from an air pump and shoot him right out onto your living room carpet....
good luck
smile
and
God Bless
2006-06-22 20:17:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question is is the bottle glass or plastic?
If its glass you gonna have to try break off the neck of the bottle so that Einstein can get out, chances are he might get a bit of glass on him but thats hes own fault for getting in the bottle in the first place.
If its plastic, then pass him a small knief (like a pocket knief) n tell him to cut the bottle from the inside and make him get himself out of his little situation. He got in there so hes gotta get himself out.
Chances are if you make him sort out his own mess then he wont wanna get into that situation again.
2006-06-22 05:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by Purple.Space.Cadette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's like that old Jim Croce song, "If I could save Einstein from a Bottle"
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If I could save Einstein from a bottle
The first thing that Id like to do
Is to save every day
Till eternity passes away
Just to watch him wither away
If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure and then,
Again, I would stuff a cork in that too.
But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find them
I've looked around enough to know
That he's the one I want to throw
into a river
If I had a box just for questions
And answers that never made sense
The box would be empty
Except for the memory
Of how they were answered by him
But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find them
Ive looked around enough to know
That into the river, this bottle I'll throw
And laugh my a*s off with you
Einie --- We love you man ! This song is for you -- my favorite bunched up Brainiac !
2006-06-21 23:03:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warm the bottle in hot water to expand it
2006-06-21 21:56:26 · answer #5 · answered by F.B.I. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Add some oxygen to the bottle. He 'll pop right out of there!
2006-06-22 00:04:37 · answer #6 · answered by tutter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a diamond drill bit and drill a 5/16 hole in the bottom, bein careful not ot give him a extra you know what and blow him out with a air hose from your local tire shop
2006-06-21 22:44:54 · answer #7 · answered by Tom H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try lube inside the bottle, then turn it over and shake.
2006-06-22 08:29:07 · answer #8 · answered by MojoMan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
E equals MC greased. Lube him up. Don't keep your feelings bottled up.
2006-06-22 05:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they're all trying to butter you up so you will slip easier out of that bottle....lol
2006-06-22 18:55:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well cutie how did you get him out the last time?
2006-06-21 21:51:58 · answer #11 · answered by chupakabra123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋