How come MOST males do not change the t.p roll?

Question

Are they lazy?
Is it biological?
Do they not wipe their backsides? Racing stripes.

These are the funniest asnswers I have ever gotten!
Keep up the good work!

Answer 1

YOU GO GIRL! (I always wanted to say that. Even if it is a 1990's expression.)

I agree with you. I am a male and I have had to live with different male roommates over the years. It is laziness. I have noticed my roommates carrying out this bad habit many times and I could not understand why. For one period of time they were too lazy to buy toilet paper and would resort to creative techniques such as stealing rolls of toilet paper from my bathroom (thank goodness I have my own bathroom) and using Kleenex and even (gasp!) paper towels stolen from the kitchen. They went to the grocery store every week to buy food! Why could they not remember to buy toilet paper? I got sick of their forgetfulness, laziness, and stupidity. So one day I wrote a message in big letters that said "THE TOILET PAPER FAMINE MUST END NOW!!!" And it did end. Thank goodness. Now if only they would take out the kitchen trash and stop stuffing it so full until I carry it outside and put a new trash bag liner in the can. Why can't they take the trash out? Can't they see it is full? Putting more and more trash in the trash can so that it is overflowing should be a good sign that it is full and needs to be taken out! Some guys with their laziness make me so mad that I just want to rip off my scrotum and slap them across their faces with it.

Answer 2

Ok, lets bring this question to an end, shall we?
Changing the TP roll is a no brainer. Its not that we are lazy, or we don't know how to do it. ( We would change the holder if it was broken off the wall, or if our wives went shopping, and bought a new one, even if we didnt need one, cause the one we have is new, and works perfectly fine, but it dosen't match the pattern on the paper.) We do not change the paper for the same reason we untwist the tie on the bread, get some bread out, grab the top of the bag, spin the bag around, and tuck it under, and leave the twist tie on the counter. Its miniscule. Its not handy work. It dosent make us feel like men. We need more stimulating actions in our lives...like...asking you where the remote is, and why have you hidden it from us. We need "MASTER" tasks, like stacking our dirty clothes NEXT to the hamper, so it makes a cool ramp for our nasty *** socks to roll down when we are sitting on the toilet with nothing better to do. Plus look at it this way....Have you ever been in the bathroom after us???? Would you stick around and try to change the roll in that???? What if you dropped the roller, and it rolled under the claw foot tub ( which you bought "just because" ) could you hold your breath that long???? Remember "girls don't poop". Guys tear it up, we wantg to be the best at everything!!!!!!!

Answer 3

1 Its just more fun that way.
2 Why bother, its just going to be empty again
3 I'm not the only one who uses it all up
4 Philosophical speaking " Is the roll really empty?" Think about that.
5 I pay a maid to do that
6 Its against my religion
7 Skid marks are the new " Fashion Statement "
8 It reminds me that my sole is not that empty
9 Hey T.P. is only skin deep, the roll is at the core. Three cheers for the roll, HIP HIP HO RAY!!!!
10 Gave that up for Lend (Forgive me Lord)
11 The roll deserves its time in the sun, the paper gets the important job
12 The other sex uses 2 to3x more than men
13 The holder did not come with instructions on how to do that
14 I paid my dues with 3 women in the house
Hope you understand now. Now I must go into hiding, for my life is in danger for letting this secret out. Just having fun LOL

Answer 4

Why do you think we keep newspapers and magazines in the bathroom? Emergency back-up plan. And much, much easier than going to the closet and finding another roll of toilet paper.

Answer 5

Whewww, doggie, they don't wipe their backsides. That's what underwear if for. Don't you just love it when there's no toilet paper in the bathroom and you really, really need some.

Answer 6

None of the above. Men don't know how to change the toilet paper roll.

Answer 7

we stand up to pee therefore the standup to sitdown ratio is 80/20 dudes 100 chix we also have a larger skidmark to skivie ratio

Answer 8

i wipe mine i hate to run out and have to get up off seat to go get a new roll.

Answer 9

Because thats a female's job to make sure everything is stocked.

Answer 10

They don't use toilet paper like girls do! And yeah, maybe they are a little lazy too...