I'm loosing points here!
2006-06-21 14:22:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
A younger guy walks into a bar and he has a midget siting on his shoulder. He walks up to the bartender and pulls a hundred dollar bill out of his front pocket and says, "I would like to buy a round for everyone in the place. so the bartender lines out the shots and as soon as he pours the last one the midget jumps off the guys shoulder and kicks over all the shots, curses the bartender's mother and jumps back onto the guys shoulder. The bartender gets pissed and says, "You and the midget have to leave." so the guy pulls out another hundred dollar bill and slaps it on the counter and says sorry about the mess then he pulls out another hundred dollar bill and slaps it on the counter and says i would like to buy a round for everyone in the place and so the bartender says alright but this is the last time. so as soon as he lines up the last shot the midget jumps off of the guys shoulder and kicks over all the drinks then procedes to urinate on the bartender. So the bartender gets pissed and says "that is the last straw you and the midget need to leave NOW!" so the guy says "alright but befor i leave i feel that i owe you an explanation for everything: One day i was walking down the beach and i found a genies lamp... For my first wish i wished that i was a younger guy and Poof here i am for my second wish i wished that everytime i reach into my front pocket i pull out a hundred dollar bill" (then he pulls out five or ten hundred dollar bills right in a row) then he says " for my third and final wish i wished that i had a twelve inch prick and i have been stuck with this little cock sucker ever since.
2006-06-21 14:27:58 · answer #1 · answered by Christopher Chinson 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pick a best answer an I'll endow you with 3 points!
2006-06-22 10:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yoshimoto here. Hello person. Eye hope this answers your question. If it doesn't then at least eye got to talk to somebody new today. Perhaps eye will hear from you in the future. 'Til then, C ya!
2006-06-21 21:28:21 · answer #3 · answered by Yoshimoto 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure! How the heck do you get points? I see them adding up but have no clue about how this all works.
2006-06-21 21:29:03 · answer #4 · answered by shadowhawke 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-21 21:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by ampiong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love your photo!
If you don;t want to loose points don't ask questions that really have no depth or thought to them !
Thanks for our 2 points!
2006-06-21 21:28:18 · answer #6 · answered by ozi_nut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You say you graduated from college?
2006-06-22 09:34:25 · answer #7 · answered by idspudnik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HI
2006-06-21 21:23:48 · answer #8 · answered by moon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i answered your question about the commercial thing
2006-06-21 21:25:59 · answer #9 · answered by mipsy411420 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I answer you and i say you "hello" from France, how are you?
2006-06-22 07:01:10 · answer #10 · answered by nanou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋