2006-06-21 12:51:59 · 29 answers · asked by jonahma 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
D'oh!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-21 12:54:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont remember what show it was from, but it was the apocalypse and everyone on earth died except for Homer...who ironically made it to heaven. So he was begging God to bring everyone on earth back to life and God was like
"Why should I help Earth? My son went down there, and now he's never been the same."
and it shows Jesus swinging on the swings alone and depressed
2006-06-21 12:57:03 · answer #2 · answered by crkadct 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm...Forbidden donut
I'm going to the back seat of my car! And I wont be back for TEN MINUTES!
I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones. Mmmmm Chicken!
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michaelmelangelo?
Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again, is Mr. Plow!
2006-06-21 12:59:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We now return to Dracula joins the Navy
2006-06-21 12:56:50 · answer #4 · answered by T C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favorites are
"are you wearing a grocery bag"
homer- I have misplaced my pants
police officer- okay, nothing to see here, show's- oh my god! A horrible plane crash! Everybody get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around! Crowd around, don't be shy, crowd around.
homer- mmm, 64 slices of American Cheese...
2006-06-21 12:57:10 · answer #5 · answered by lookaroundyou_22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burns: So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt!
Smithers: What?!
Burns: You know. Light-hearted, fancy-free. "Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town!"
Smithers: Exactly, sir! (nervous laughter)
2006-06-21 17:19:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The leprechaun told me to burn things- Ralph Wiggam
2006-06-21 12:55:37 · answer #7 · answered by NinjaRacer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid Smarch weather!
Wow, it seems like most of you haven't watched anything past the first season. Eat my shorts... yeah that's timeless and hilarious.
2006-06-21 12:55:26 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Killbot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat My Shorts!!
2006-06-21 12:55:02 · answer #9 · answered by vickififi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
homer simpson, he's the fatest guy in history!
2006-06-21 12:54:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmm, gummie beer.
2006-06-21 12:56:53 · answer #11 · answered by indianalee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋