2006-06-21 12:28:04 · 13 answers · asked by neemia4lyfnot 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Your mama's so fat that when she jumps into the air she gets stuck.
Your mama's so fat that when she sits around the house, she actually sits AROUND the house.
Your mama's so fat I don't need a joke
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2006-06-21 12:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
small objects orbit her.
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips.
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
she could be the eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway out of business
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
her fave food is seconds.
her belt size is Equator.
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
she shows up on radar.
she needs a map to find her butt.
she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
she wears an asteroid belt.
her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
she has TB ... 2 bellys.
she's once, twice, three times a lady.
she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
the circus use her as a trampoline
stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
she deep fries her toothpaste.
2006-06-22 08:05:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a a pack of franks!
Yo Mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles, traffic slows down!
Yo Mama's got so much back, it's coming around the front!
2006-06-21 12:36:54 · answer #3 · answered by screwedover1motime 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama told me to tell you that this is one of the stupidest questions I have ever heard.
2006-06-21 12:39:34 · answer #4 · answered by Volcom_Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so fat she has to use a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe her butt
yo mamma so fat when she put on her black swimsuit and she went into the ocean the whale started singing "We are family even though your fatter than me"
yo mamma so ugly she made the blind people cry
yo mamma so fat that she uses deoderant as chapstick
yo mamma so ugly that when she goes outside people say its not halloween, lady
yo mamma so fat that she had to get baptized in sea world
yo mamma so stupid that she starved in a locked grocery store
2006-06-21 12:40:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NateTrain got that joke off of the tv show
2006-06-21 12:32:03 · answer #6 · answered by emr5721 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so fat,that when she was in class she sat next to everybody.
Your momma's so fat,she puts mayo on aspirin
Your momma's so fat,she sweats corn oil
Your momma's so fat,that when she went on the scail,it said to be continued
Your momma's so fat she plays pool with the planets
Your momma's so fat,every time she turns around,it's her birthday
2006-06-21 13:21:44 · answer #7 · answered by LaLunalovegood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made change!!
your mama is so dumb you sayed it was chilly outside and instead of grabing a sweater she grabed a spoon!!
2006-06-21 12:40:55 · answer #8 · answered by Tsuki kayla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yer momma's so dumb, she went to the Clippers game lookin for a haircut.
2006-06-21 12:31:36 · answer #9 · answered by NateTrain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"
2006-06-21 12:38:29 · answer #10 · answered by melissa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋