2006-06-21 12:26:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I'm dying to get a job at the local morgue. Except I want to work by myself.
2006-06-21 12:35:23 · answer #1 · answered by Bent 5 · 11⤊ 8⤋
I'm Christian. I have about twelve years in MA experience (Judo, Greco-Roman wrestling, boxing, Jeet Kune Do), and even enjoyed a brief stint as a JKD instructor. There's nothing wrong with it, as long as your motivations are right. Even after converting, I still hit the heavy bag three or four times a week. I still practice Siu Lim Tao every morning (an exercise from Wing Tsun Kuen... learning WTK is a small part of learning JKD). I still go through footwork drills, etc. But I do so simply because I enjoy it. I don't do it so I can go out and hurt people. If that were my motivation, it wouldn't be right for me anyway, regardless of whether or not I'm Christian. I don't plan on using any of it unless there is absolutely no way to avoid a violent confrontation, and I really hope I'm never in that kind of situation again. That being said, I don't think MMA or boxing or wrestling as competition is any more wrong for a Christian than playing basketball, because it's nothing more than friendly competition (to those of you who have never competed like this, there's a level of respect present among competitors in boxing and the like that's unparalelled in other sports).
2016-05-20 09:52:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would and should hope so. Though strangly, necrophilia is more common in female undertakers than male undertakers. There was a special on TLC a few years back.
2006-06-21 12:31:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Literally
2006-06-21 12:30:19 · answer #4 · answered by bye bye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im not sure Id classify it as art. Maybe more a lifestyle. And it is probably as healthy as ever.
2006-06-21 12:31:25 · answer #5 · answered by PuppetDog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey it's the only thing some of us have to look forward to!
2006-06-21 12:37:16 · answer #6 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My body is on ebay, i have 4 bids.
i wana be fuc*ing when im dead aswell as alive.
2006-06-22 06:06:41 · answer #7 · answered by Callum_601 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I performed it once when my GF died from a heroin overdose.
2006-06-21 13:25:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, i thought it already was dead art
2006-06-21 12:29:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is not even punny!
2006-06-21 12:29:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋