My daughter is 3 1/2 and loves to tell jokes. Any good jokes that I can teach her?
2006-06-21 11:41:17 · 5 answers · asked by mnenzfront 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Why didn't God make two Yogi Bears?
He made a boo-boo
2006-06-21 11:53:32 · answer #1 · answered by ic3d2 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
1. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Answer: 'ell if I know....(elefhino)
2. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c (ow who?)...
moo
3. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Polite interrupting cow.
Polite interupting c (ow who?)
Excuse me, moo....
Obviously in the last two, timing is everything....
2006-06-21 11:53:26 · answer #2 · answered by Finnegan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
2006-06-21 11:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by FozzieBear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. How do you catch a unique bug?
A. U-nique up on it!
Q. How do you catch a tame bug?
A. Tame way, u-nique up on it!
2006-06-21 11:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by celery_endaliel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you make baby oil.
In a baby press.
2006-06-21 11:44:45 · answer #5 · answered by Vince M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋