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how many VCRs do you have left?

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2006-06-21 11:33:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Homework Help

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zero as follows:

beta machine to 1st wife
VCR to 2nd wife
DVD to 3rd wife
TiVo to 4th wife

the good news is that by the 4th time you're really only giving away like 6.25% of your original stuff

2006-06-21 12:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 3 3

If you are the wife you have all four, If you are the husband you have zero.

Men lose more than women in a divorce. My ex got only what the law said he had to have. One cup one spoon one fork one pan one plate one couch and one TV the old one. One bed (we happen to have an extra)

I kept everything else 5 years later he is still living with his parents

2006-06-21 12:29:26 · answer #2 · answered by Layla 6 · 0 0

The last be-atch took last VCR, but before she left, I stuck a hot-wheel in the tape sluut I mean slot.

2006-06-21 12:29:13 · answer #3 · answered by Bent 5 · 0 0

In the day of dvd players and sat elites, who wants the vcr?

2006-06-22 06:11:32 · answer #4 · answered by itty 7 · 0 0

Dang why don't you learn not to marry the same type of person.
You might as well as stay single and keep all of your stuff. As-well as not have so much heart ache.

2006-06-21 11:38:43 · answer #5 · answered by fiji2litre 5 · 0 0

then youd have 1/16th of your original assets, statistically

2006-06-21 11:56:03 · answer #6 · answered by Matt 2 · 0 0

Hopefully none.

2006-06-21 14:25:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Probably nothing

2006-06-21 14:33:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You loose anywhere your a$$-sits.

2006-06-21 11:42:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ZERO

2006-06-21 11:36:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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