mine is from the road rage video when the judge is in the traffic jam in his judge suit with his hammer and says "I sentence you to kill my a$$" when the guy cuts him off. or, when lionel hutz says "judge snyder has had it in for me since i accidentally ran over his dog... but replace the word acidentally with repeatedly, and the word dog with ...son" and who could forget jeremy the squeaky voiced pimply teenager saying "if i had a girlfriend, she'd kill me!" and i almost forgot professor frink "my god, ive been redorkulated!"
2006-06-21 11:22:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
that first one was supposed to say "kiss my a$$" sorry im so stupid and cant type.
2006-06-21 11:26:12 · update #1
i forgot ralph wiggum "it tastes like burning" and my ALL TIME FAVORITE: when homer is putting together a puzzle in the back yard and Flanders says "hey homer, arent you missing a peice of the puzzle?" then homer replies "hey FLANDERS arent you missing a wife?" ned hangs his head and sheds a tear then says " i guess i deserved that"
2006-06-21 11:30:47 · update #2
and when sideshow bob is in court. a lady asks him to show his tatoo that says did bart die. he says its german for the bart, the. the lady says "nobody who speaks german could be an evil man"
2006-06-21 11:33:47 · update #3
oh and cletus the slacked jawed yokel "hes talking to me, the average 4 tooth joe" his wife says "now whered you get a 4th tooth?" "the sidewalk"
2006-06-21 11:49:14 · update #4
Homer: "What are you spraying me with?"
Aliens: "RUM!! So no one will believe your story!"
"Hey you! Sidewalks for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'"
2006-06-21 16:37:16 · answer #1 · answered by ♪♫♪Ginny♪♫♪ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Doh! and in an episode where Marge is blocking the exit to the kitchen so Homer,Bart, and Lisa don't go through-Bart says "She's blocking the way." Homer responds by saying "Push her down, boy!". Funny stuff.
2006-06-21 11:29:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one where the aliens replaced Bill Clinton and Bob Dole. The aliens said "It's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us!" One of the people in the crowd said " I Think I'll give my vote to an independent candidate." To which the aliens replied. "Go ahead, throw your vote away."
Homer and Marge were later shown as slaves to the aliens and Homer said "Don't blame me I voted for the other guy (alien)."
2006-06-21 11:32:42 · answer #3 · answered by CoolLuke 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
homer..."hey do you have that beer with the candy floating in it?" apu..."such a beer does not exist. i think you must have dreamed it." homer..."oh.well then ill just take a sixpack and a bag of skittles.
homer.."something is definitly wrong when a son doesn't want to play catch with his father." grandpa.."ill play catch with you!" homer.."go home."
"hurry daddy! the fantastipotimus only sings twice a day!"
and anything mr.burns says...i can't think of anything now though.
lol! i forgot about the one with flanders you mentioned! hiliarious...
oh and i don't remember exactly, but when grandpa was like..."the year was nineteen-diggitysix. we had to say 'diggity' because the germans had stolen our word for fifty." haha!
i just thought of anohter one...
when lisa bought al gores book...and they played celebrate by cool and the gang and hes like... "I will."
2006-06-21 20:40:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scully: "Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?"
Homer: "Yes". (lie dectector blows up)
Homer: "Lisa, would you like a donut?"
Lisa: "No thanks. Do you have any fruit?"
Homer: "This has purple in it... Purple is a fruit"
Homer: "Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!"
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: "Explain how!"
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: "Woo-hoo!"
Homer: "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!"
Marge: "Homer! There's someone here who can help you..."
Homer: "Is it Batman?"
Marge: "No, he's a scientist."
Homer: "Batman's a scientist?!"
Homer (sung to the Flintstones tune): "Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in his-tor-y... From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut treeee!" (hits tree)
2006-06-21 11:42:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is when homer says "look at me! I'm a scientist!" as he rolls around on a pile of diamonds that a biologist forced monkeys to mine for her. I can't think of any others at the moment.
2006-06-21 11:27:43 · answer #6 · answered by ♫ ♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hay Carumba!
2006-06-21 11:28:12 · answer #7 · answered by totalstressor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homers artwork excuse: You heard me; I isn't in for something else of the week... I instructed you! My toddler beat me up! No, that is not the worst excuse I ever concept up. do not devour me. I have a spouse and young ones. devour them. the faster young ones talk, the faster they talk back. i am hoping you not in any respect say a note
2016-10-20 11:51:21 · answer #8 · answered by arrocha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid Flanders
2006-06-21 16:33:10 · answer #9 · answered by gonecrazy_fl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Judge Constance Harm says, "Ah, he reminds me of me when I was a little boy" and (I think) Snake leans over to the person next to him and says "Did she just say she used to be a dude?"
2006-06-21 11:33:47 · answer #10 · answered by KL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer said to Bart " I've got a hankerin for a spankerin!"
Bart is praying " God, Please kill sideshow bob"
2006-06-21 11:31:32 · answer #11 · answered by Muse1984 aka MayaRose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋