make them good jokes. i am from new orleans and i need a good smile bad.hurricane katrina have me far away from home.
2006-06-21 11:17:38 · 11 answers · asked by mauricejr77 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
ok im not exactly funny but how are these? your momma's so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales sung, " we are family".
your momma's so fat she has her own zip code.
your mommas so fat she walked into the grand canyon and got stuck!.
ok well thats all i know hoped they made u laugh a little.
2006-06-21 11:24:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so cross eyed , when she cries the tears run down her back.
Yo momma is so ugly when she walks down the street all the rats throw themselves on the rat traps.
Yo momma smells so bad she gets taken out wit de trash.
2006-06-21 11:46:41 · answer #2 · answered by Midnight Dynamo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure if I made this up or heard it somewhere and forgot.
Yo momma's so hairy, when she went for a walk in the woods a hunter thought she was a bear and shot her.
2006-06-21 11:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by heaven25star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mother is so ignorant and non-caring, that she lets you access her computer for you to ask questions such as this one on a system designed to help people that CAN search for answers themselves, but haven't found the answer otherwise...
2006-06-21 11:27:22 · answer #4 · answered by warholthewizard 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stank i rather sit at the garbage dump than next to her
2006-06-21 11:22:20 · answer #5 · answered by koolnsweett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, I f...ed yo momma, now it burns when i pee!
2006-06-21 11:38:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Momma jokes suck. I can't believe you find them entertaining.
2006-06-21 11:23:52 · answer #7 · answered by Belie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!
http://www.angelfire.com/space/ikilledkenny/index.html for more
2006-06-21 11:23:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My brother's mama was so ugly, when I was born, I took one look at her and crawled back up inside.
2006-06-21 11:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by Vince M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it goes one at a time plz
2006-06-21 11:21:08 · answer #10 · answered by lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋