For example: When I say Cheese you Say Please! The tackier the better! Post any ideas at all!
2006-06-21 10:58:47 · 11 answers · asked by beabitmad 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Ok It's going to be a show that travells round the UK in nightclubs and student unions, my character needs tacky phrases, things to say to the dancers, and the crowd that are so bad they are good, cringeworthy stuff is great, get posting!
2006-06-21 11:06:16 · update #1
Sing the "Cheesy Poofs" song. (South Park) "I like Cheesy Poofs..."
Do you have time for a skit? Do the Monty Python "Cheese Shop" skit.
Set up a giant cheese prop, with a sign which reads, "To Cut Cheese, Pull Finger". Oh, you will have to rig a prop finger to a fart machine.
Surreptitiously, strategically place chunks of Limburger around the room. Have someone offstage make loud farts. (Who cut the cheese?)
What kind of cheesy routine are you doing? More details would help you get more suggestions.
(Added) Oh, now you post details after I posted.
May I suggest you study the works of Lenny Bruce? He was the king of working a room. Nothing is sacred, damn the torpedoes!
Also study George Carlin. George is simply outrageous,
and for George, nothing is too small, too big or too holy to go un-pun-ished (groan, groan.)
Musically talented? Try some Tom Lehrer songs!
Or, more cheesy one liners -- Rodney Dangerfield.
Tacky? Hmm, so many, and I don't like most of 'em. Can't help you there. Andrew Dice Clay? Can't get much tackier, rude and offensive than that. Might get you booed off the stage, suspended from school, your car keyed, your home TP'ed, and your *** sued for just plain bad taste and piss-poor judgement. But, it damned sure is tacky.
Disclaimer: AD Clay is an asshole. Source: AD Clay is an asshole.
2006-06-21 11:12:17 · answer #1 · answered by Bender 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Try watching some Alan Partridge episodes - king of cheese!
2006-06-21 11:02:17 · answer #2 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you mean? Like Shake that booty cause you aint no beauty! I say Fine and yousay devine! I Say shake it you say break it! Walk it! Talk it! okay I am getting carried away huh? sorry Good luck with that!
2006-06-21 11:20:42 · answer #3 · answered by JENNLUPE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this could be a sturdy one and has truly labored for me... flow as much as the girl you like. be particular your acquaintances are close to.. Say to the girl ¨my acquaintances are taking the mick approximately my aftershave what do you think of¨ with this flow closer so she will scent and while she flow´s in close supply her a sly kiss on the cheek. It sound crap even yet it does truly artwork!
2016-10-31 06:26:34 · answer #4 · answered by garion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about, "Sorry folks I aint thought up nuffink to entertain ya wiv cos i is fick"?
2006-06-21 11:53:14 · answer #5 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you say cheese and the audience say Please?????
, christ on a stick.. thats sounds like a hilarious act, can I have some free tickets.
btw, its no longer politically correct to say BRAIN_STORMING in case it offends people with brain injuries...apparently we're supposed to say THOUGHT SHOWERS....which is a lot of b****cks quite frankly.
2006-06-21 23:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We need more info- sorry
2006-06-21 11:00:15 · answer #7 · answered by Laura B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about Jeez Louise!!!
2006-06-21 11:02:25 · answer #8 · answered by assajvent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
//When I say shout, you say out
When I say bum, you say rum
When I say bread, you say dead.
2006-06-27 08:34:08 · answer #9 · answered by i'm_a_goodie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How cheesy!!!!!
2006-06-21 11:02:34 · answer #10 · answered by Bedam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋