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At lunch I tried to open the packet of mayo and i squeezed it and it squeezed out in the wrong direction it was an ribbon of mayo!

2006-06-21 09:59:41 · 29 answers · asked by simpson3303 3 in Education & Reference Trivia

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while im peeing at my friend's toilet, which is my prom date, her dad knocked on the door. I was shocked so i hastly zipped my zipper but my dick's head got stucked between the zipped zipper. When i shouted in pain her dad went in to see what happened. To his surprise he saw my dick's head, he started laughing, went down stairs, told everybody and everybody wanted to see my you know what. Then thay called 911 and the police and firemen went to the toilet and laughter filled the room.

2006-06-21 15:20:35 · answer #1 · answered by meek 4 · 0 1

My embarrassing moment actually was off of school grounds, but my class was on a field trip to the Brooklyn Museum of Art. At lunch time we had went out to a restaurant and was heading back to the Museum. We had to cross a busy and very large intersection and I fell. I was so embarrassed I just laid there with the traffic at a standstill wondering if I was dead. My dress was over my head and my white panties for the world, not to mention my class to see. Well at least they were clean.

2006-06-30 04:01:48 · answer #2 · answered by charliepea2005 2 · 0 0

I was five and had just started school and I think it was probably about the first time we had class singing practice. I remember thinking it was such fun and loving every moment when the teacher suddenly stopped the music and asked me to change places from the front row to the back row and to PLEASE not sing quite so loud!
I still cringe at how embarrassed I felt and to this day never willingly open my mouth to sing in public unless I absolutely have to.

2006-07-05 12:05:55 · answer #3 · answered by Amber Amber 2 · 0 0

The hem of my skirt was starting to come out. I thought I was a genius. I borrowed a stapler and stapled it so that that crimped ends faced outward so that they wouldn't stick me in the legs. Unfortunately, we had an assembly in the gym and when I went to leave with my class, I brushed by this girl, a staple end stuck her, she SCREAMED and I just kept walking (red faced) like nothing happened. Since we were all in a crowded line I was hoping she didn't know it was me.

2006-07-01 22:43:43 · answer #4 · answered by butrcupps 6 · 0 0

Used to catch the bus to school every day. First day of a new year and the seniors were doing 'initiations'. I was called & had to share a piece of liquorice (no hands) with a very cute boy on whom I had a huge crush. Very embarassing.

2006-06-29 07:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by Roxie 1 · 0 0

I was doing a ropes class in gym, and I fell off the tree, my pants were brought down to my ankles and luckily my boxers were still there. I was pretty much dangling upside down from a tree with my pants around my ankles and had to wait til i got down to the ground to pick them up!!!

2006-06-29 00:26:07 · answer #6 · answered by Southie9 5 · 0 0

attempted to climb over a 10ft fence but got stuck at the top and ripped the croch or my pants. huge rip. had to go through the rest of my day with poorly pinned pants and everyone could see my underwear.

2006-06-21 18:02:54 · answer #7 · answered by Jen 3 · 0 0

In 8th grade we were doing gymnastics. I'm female, but we had a male gym teacher and he was spotting us. Anyway, I was doing the vault (i think that's what it was called) where you run, bounce off the springboard, put your hands on the vault, flip over it upside down and land on your feet.

Well, unfortunately for me, instead of landing on the floor, I landed on my teacher. I was hanging off him, literally, with my legs over his shoulders, upside down with my crotch about 3 inches from his face. Since I was upside down my t-shirt also fell down over my face to expose my bra.

It was humiliating....everyone was laughing and I remember the teachers face was bright red (mine was too, I'm sure). Not funny at the time, but pretty funny looking back on it.....

2006-06-30 00:58:43 · answer #8 · answered by nvone 2 · 1 0

took a dump and went to wipe. didn't realize the back of my shirt did the majority of the "wiping" walked through school with a skunk stripe of sh*it on the back of my shirt. teacher had to point it out to me. principal called my mommy to come pick me up. quite traumatizing actually. but funny

2006-06-21 17:57:23 · answer #9 · answered by YOU WILL BOW TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 · 0 0

I was in Gr.3 and lifted a girls skirt - my teacher had me sit in the class in only my underpants. Not very nice.

2006-07-05 12:23:00 · answer #10 · answered by lordjaypea 1 · 0 0

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