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2006-06-21 08:53:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

this is NOT a joke.

2006-06-21 08:57:23 · update #1

and its not meant to sexist.

2006-06-21 08:59:03 · update #2

My avatar has nothing to do with it.
Dogs are loyal, nonjudgemental, love unconditionally, won't try to change you, and won't cheaat on you. get it?

2006-06-21 09:03:09 · update #3

A69 gets it, everyone else appear to be braain dead.

2006-06-21 09:04:49 · update #4

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First of all they listen when you speak.
They don't talk back.
They don't nag.
Dogs will love you no matter what you do.
Dogs are cheap to maintain.
Your dog will always respect u.
Your dog is always happy to see you.
Not enough space for more... Hope this will help a bit.

A69

2006-06-21 09:02:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

dogs do not smile at you shyly with twinkling eyes. dogs do not provide you tender hugs and heat caresses. dogs do not chortle and snuggle. dogs do not tease you with a swing of her hips and a tender contact. dogs do not allow you to comprehend you're the biggest individual contained in the global to them. dogs do not burrow lower than the blankets on a chilly moist morning and purely discuss life. dogs do not commence the fireplace, get a bottle of wine, and a sturdy movie and announce they're taking the day without work and favor to spend it with you. dogs do not love you the way a lady can. i'm purely sayin.

2016-10-20 11:31:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I think that women and dogs aren't really in the same catagory. This is just another sexist comment, but it's so strange and rediculous, I won't bother to report it.

2006-06-21 08:56:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A "good" dog (and there ARE bad ones out there) sees you as the "alpha male" in his "pack." In other words, you are Da Boss Man to your dog. All that your dog wants to do is to please you. Your dog LIVES to please you. That has to be a terrific boost to your ego.

But your dog is not a person (obviously!). People have their own needs, desires, wants, etc. Few of them are happy with just being subservient to Da Boss Man and deriving their sole satisfaction in life from stroking his ego. And the few people who are like that are probably masochists.

Maybe what you want (I'm being serious here) is a masochistic woman. You can problem find them hanging out in BDSM venues.

A "normal" woman will never want to be like your dog. And a normal woman will get royally ticked off if you were to suggest to her that her being dog-like would please you. And I'm not trying to be mean when I say this to you. I mean, put the shoe on the other foot: How would you like it if "your" woman wanted you to be as devoted to her as a dog is devoted to its owner? I'm guessing that you'd find the notion to be insulting.

2006-06-21 09:13:02 · answer #4 · answered by Cyn 6 · 0 0

If this is an opinion you have formed and are looking for support, judging from your avitar, I can certainly understand how you opinions came to be.

2006-06-21 08:57:34 · answer #5 · answered by thebushman 4 · 0 0

Dang!... Guess that makes Dogs better than MEN also! Guess i better trade mine in! Teasing!!!
single and loving it!

2006-06-21 09:13:28 · answer #6 · answered by SHE 4 · 0 0

With all my respect, you´re a son of a woman, think about it.

2006-06-21 08:57:48 · answer #7 · answered by Isadora 7 · 0 0

If this is a joke put it under joke category if not you're not normal(I'm not woman)

2006-06-21 08:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by ASK 2 · 0 0

Your Outfit SUCKS.....really

2006-06-21 09:02:24 · answer #9 · answered by CuteGirl_36_24_36 2 · 0 0

this from a person who dresses like a Klingon.......

2006-06-21 08:58:13 · answer #10 · answered by muffett1 7 · 0 0

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