Am i missing something or what?? please help me understand?

Question

Are people so truly Dim or are we simply unable to perceive or laugh at things anymore?? I could ask a really stupid question like “ if I rub peanut butter on my B-U-T-T hole. Will it stain my underpants and how do I clean it” .. and I could guarantee I would get about 4 answers of what detergent to use .. or people giving me all these DEEP thoughts.. can people not understand that sometimes questions are just asked to have fun or be silly. People on here take these things so seriously. Lighten up people its not that serious.. learn to laugh again. It really makes things more enjoyable

Answer 1

speaking of deep thoughts.....

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you make it shoot farther?" "No, I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots."

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.

I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

Jack Handy...

and soak those drawers in cold water overnight....should do the trick

Answer 2

Perhaps sometimes it's hard to know when someone is merely joking and does not want or expect an intelligent, thought-out answer. I have answered flippantly before and then discovered that the asker was serious as a heart attack, so I tend to stay more serious than perhaps I should, but I don't want to make THAT mistake again! :)


BTW, Melissa, I have chuckled and giggled for the last few minutes! Thanks SOOO much!!

Answer 3

Yuo may indeed be missing something. Wikipedia is. Here is a link that we are all working to save the children, plant new trees in the rainforest and provide valid links for all things in Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:WikiProject_Missing_encyclopedic_articles

If you can understand any of these topics better than the rest of us, please help.

I have also provided a link on detergents that you might find helpful in removing that peanut butter from your butthole.

http://www.drugstore.com/qxc78114_332828_sespider/detergent/detergent.htm

Good luck!

Answer 4

I agree! I once asked "the best way to remove dried semen from my grandmother's hair", and I got all sorts of dimwits either a) who gave me advise as to which shampoo to use, or b) threatened to report me to the authorities! Geez! Can't people just lighten up? Can't they take a joke?

Answer 5

I dont know where you been, but I see people clownin and joking on here all the ime, even when the person asking is serious and it's really not a joking matter.

Answer 6

Answering seriously is their way of laughing. It's ironic, see. They don't actually believe what they're saying. They are making fun of your question and its silliness.

Answer 7

People are FAR too serious on here...especially if you ask a question concerning politics or religion!

Answer 8

Not when they are used in a perverse way, that is sick and the internet has young children on it, that don't need to necessarily see how your twisted mind works.

Answer 9

Right on... DJ......People need to take a break...what's wrong with a little humor during the day....

Answer 10

aha but maybe their overly serious answer is their attempt at joking too... sarcasm can be funny (if done correctly)