If you could smack any 3 celebrities who would it be and what would you say to them?

Question

first choice for me would have to be Paris hilton id give her one good wack across the face and tell her skinny a## to double up on those porkchops and gravy stay clear of diets!! hahahahahahahaha

2 Nicole Richie 3 Lindsay lohan. these girls are so dumb and superficial.

Answer 1

1. Tom Cruise *Backhand across the mouth* "Shut up, you pompous f*cker and let someone with a real education talk about psychology and behavioral issues. And quit making sh*tty movies too. You're not an action hero or even a cool kid anymore, you mealy-mouth p*ssy."

2. Eminem *Cuff to the ear* "You can shut up now. You've made your point--your wife's a wh*re, your mom was a b*tch, and you love your kid. You've made your millions and you've shown you have mad mic skills, but give up on the poor, angry boy syndrome."

3. Jessica Simpson *Yank a section of hair* "Give it up, Jessica. Everyone knows you're not a sweet, innocent Christian role model anymore. Just drop the act all together and play off your your two main features. Flaunt 'em while you go 'em, baby."

Answer 2

1) Britney Spears
2) Paris Hilton
3) Lindsay Lohan

Answer 3

Paris Hilton,Nicole Richie,and,hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Answer 4

1. Paris Hilton - You have no talent and should crawl back under your rock you skanky wench.

2. Lindsay Lohan - I love you but get a grip of yourself.

3. Liz Hurley - Why do you think you're so much better than everyone, what do you even do?!

Answer 5

1. Brittney Spears - what the **** were you thinking? Get a freakin' clue and sterilize yourself, permanently.

2. Paris Hilton - okay, your clothes look ******* stupid. Just because you are some kind of celebrity does not make it okay for you to wear stupid *** clothes. And somebody get that girl a sandwich!

3. Tough to call. I'd say...Tom Cruise. Just shut up. You make an *** out of yourself when you don't have a script. Close it and disappear, for god's sake.

Oh, I forgot about the Simpson girls...

Answer 6

only 3 huh? lmao k well then...

first... Paris Hilton cuz she's gotta be one of the most annoying friggin people on the planet. then i'd shove some food in her mouth n tell her to chew n swallow!

second... Anna Nicole Smith cuz i think she's almost more annoying than Paris and probably the idol that caused all these other anorexic chicks to be the way they are. i'd tell her to get her implants removed cuz she looks like a lawn dart, and try eating sensibly instead of relying on trimspa babyyy

third... Micheal Jackson cuz he's a freak n a child molestor. i'd tell him he shoulda been happy with his face when it was flesh rather than plaster/putty and he needs to stay away from lil kids n monkeys!

Answer 7

I would smack the hell out of Paris Hilton and tell her she's a spoiled brat who needs to be taught a lesson.

I would smack the hell out of Britney Spears and tell her how dumb she is for marrying that dumb a*s KFed and tell her to stop poppin out babies to save her marriage.

And last but not least I would smack Naomi Campbell because she thinks she is the shiznit and she thinks she can do whatever she wants just because she's a supermodel. I would tell her she aint all that!

Answer 8

I agree with you on the Paris Hilton thing. I would tell her dumb a@@ to get a freakin job and quit mooching off of daddy.
Also with the Lindsay thing. HELLO! GROW UP!
And that sickly Olsen twin. She's freakin' beautiful, but treats herself like s@#$.

Answer 9

Paris Hilton!
Paris Hilton!!
Paris Hilton!!!

Three slaps and more. Coz this girl is just so full of herself that someone HAS TO smack some sense into her!

Answer 10

I'd have to agree w/ you about Hilton&lohan.....But I'd realy want to Smack Hilary Duff in the face and say"Anorexic B*cth,lay off the hacking and stick to eating like normal people"

Answer 11

LOL - You're funny.
Okay, here goes.
I'd smack Michael Jackson because he can't possibly think that sleeping with your overnight borders is reallly okay and...give up that da*@ Beatles music library already, gheesh. SMACK!
I'd smack Jennifer Lopez because I really kinda liked her style until I heard she is very rude to waitresses and waiters on www.bitterwaitress.com Disappointing. I'll still buy her shoes, hats and perfumes, though. SMACK! (a little one for me, too)
Last but not least, I need to please smack:
Oprah ... she gets on my nerves talking about why she never got married. I like the woman but repeat after me, Oprah: "I'm a commitment phobe and can't fall in love with a straight man to save my life." No? Well, then SMACK!
Thanks, that felt good.