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2006-06-21 07:06:05 · 38 answers · asked by paul s 2 in Games & Recreation Hobbies & Crafts

38 answers

Quickly of a heart attack (aged 100) whilst making love to a beautiful young woman.

Not much fiun for the woman I'm afraid - but it is my death.

2006-06-21 07:10:07 · answer #1 · answered by John H 6 · 1 1

Social Death, in which a group of snobs at an isolated country house are visited by the Grim Reaper (Cleese), who knocks on the door. When the host answers and sees the Reaper with an enormous scythe, he says, 'Is it about the hedge?' The dinner guests then spend a lot of time arguing with him before finally being persuaded to leave the mortal coil. When asked how they all died at the same time, the Grim Reaper replies, 'The salmon mousse.' In a rare Python ad-lib, Michael Palin says wonderingly as they are leaving to attend Heaven, 'I didn't even eat the mousse.' 'Heaven' turns out to be the restaurant from an earlier sketch. When they enter, the rest of the characters from the film (the Roman-Catholic Children, the topless women, Mr. Creosote, etc.) are already seated, and all are then serenaded by the monumentally cheesy song "It's Christmas in Heaven" a parody of Las Vegas-style shows, complete with women wearing plastic breasts in Santa Claus outfits (the women were supposed to be topless but, according to the DVD comments, one of them refused on the grounds that she thought her breasts were too small) and a gleaming-toothed lounge singer telling all present that it's Christmas in Heaven every day, forever.

2006-06-21 07:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by Smiddy 5 · 0 0

In a mellow and induced coma, while on morphine (and maybe opium) & seeing the pearly gates of Heaven. Of course, you would have had a very good or excellent life while on earth, be right with God, and have a good reason to die.

2006-06-21 11:19:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Is there really a "good" way to die? I would like to avoid death for as long as possible thank you very much!

2006-06-21 09:16:43 · answer #4 · answered by hotsauceg 2 · 0 0

Quickly

2006-06-21 07:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Painlessly

2006-06-21 13:29:11 · answer #6 · answered by mr_shandypants 3 · 0 0

Is it your hobby to die or something? Anyway, I think it would probably be a quiet death, free ffrom pain and with the ones i love

2006-06-21 07:09:42 · answer #7 · answered by THE ONE 3 · 0 0

Giving doggy doggy to Angelina Jolie on a rollercoaster and dying of a heart attack.

If you are gonna go, then you might as wel go!

2006-06-21 07:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

To get your head chopped off and then fed oatmeal.
Apparently your head lives for 6 seconds after it is chopped off. Itd be wild to see your body seperate and to see food drop out of your throat.

What?

2006-06-21 07:10:40 · answer #9 · answered by hoothootwaa 3 · 0 0

Any way thats painless. Fast. And that causes less trouble to the others who bury me.

2006-06-21 07:32:13 · answer #10 · answered by Tharaka D 2 · 0 0

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