Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
2006-06-21 06:55:24 · 5 answers · asked by princess 3 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Other - Science
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemispere and a hemroid when it is in your butt
2006-06-21 07:00:11 · update #1
I think you think I really think about what you think...and reallly you think a lot...you're right, all these are weird, but if I want to do something I just do it...and the square box it is easier to hold...if I want to cry I cry even under water...i'm on tv or asleep, though I really am in a movie - life is a movie...sometimes I wonder how it looks a car from a tall building...I sleep like a baby, it does not matter how much, but how well...for your family and for your friends you are assasinated, trust me ;) :P
2006-06-21 07:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by ota marmota 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i just know abt one of them. it is said "he slept like a baby" because babies are tensionfree and have a sound and relaxing sleep. So when someone sleeps care free it is said so.
2006-06-21 14:02:05 · answer #2 · answered by Jas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who are you to ask such questions, Gallagher? :)
You remember him, he's the comedian who smashes things like a watermelon with the Sledge-O-Matic...He used to ask questions like that, which make you think.
http://www.gallaghersmash.com/
But your questions are valid....and funny.
2006-06-21 14:04:59 · answer #3 · answered by bigblueeyes37 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because life's full of BUT WHY!
2006-06-21 14:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my brain hurts
2006-06-21 14:01:37 · answer #5 · answered by CRAZYDEADMOTH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋