2006-06-21 06:51:19 · 9 answers · asked by dpanman14 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!” and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t **** with Chuck!” Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
2006-06-21 06:55:46 · answer #1 · answered by missy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck 2 inches of wood and then would stop because he realized he was wasting his life. Then he would go and get a makeover and try to attract some lady woodchucks.
2006-06-21 07:00:06 · answer #2 · answered by manusoccer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-06-21 06:53:32 · answer #3 · answered by Big Sis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-06-21 06:56:30 · answer #4 · answered by CRAZYDEADMOTH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a wouldchuck could chuck wood would he? or would he not .but you never know he might give it a shot.
2006-06-21 07:01:59 · answer #5 · answered by brianlr2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends -- how old is the woodchuck?
2006-06-21 06:54:44 · answer #6 · answered by Momma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alot i suppose, as much as he wanted to chuck- but that's only if he could chuck
2006-06-21 06:53:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many times is this question going to come up?
2006-06-21 06:55:17 · answer #8 · answered by tsopolly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much as it feels like.
2006-06-21 06:55:31 · answer #9 · answered by ~*Kitty*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋