2006-06-21 05:17:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
this may help
10 Things Men Know About Women:
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.
And of course.......10.
In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry,that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
Simple Duties:
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You leave the toilet seat up (-5)
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2)
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)
In the snow (+8)
But return with video games (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with a six iron (+10)
It's her pet (-10)
Social Engagements:
Party:
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with college
drinking buddy (-2)
Named Tiffany (-4)
Tiffany is a dancer (-6)
Tiffany has implants (-8)
Her Birthday:
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is
painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-10)
A Night Out With the Boys:
Go with a pal (-5)
The pal is happily married (-4)
Or frighteningly single (-7)
And he drives a Sports car (-10)
A Night Out:
You get her a movie (+2)
You get her a movie she likes (+4)
You get her a movie you hate (+6)
You get her a movie you like (-2)
It's called DeathCop 9 (-3)
Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-9)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it
(+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and
baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)
The Big Question:
She asks, "Do I look fat?"
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
** Here there is no correct answers
Communication:
When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking the TV (+100)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)
2006-06-21 05:34:45 · answer #1 · answered by jesus_freak_forever3days2grace 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, we're way too complicated for men to ever figure out. Just deal with it.
2006-06-21 05:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by *~*~*~*~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch her eyes as they are the windows to her mind. Other than that lots of luck.
2006-06-21 05:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by mr conservative 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk to them and ask them and listen when they respond... This is how you will know and a great way to find out ..... You have to care and really want to know and strive to understand her and where she is coming from. Communication is the key!
2006-06-21 06:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Hewitt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just ask.. we'll tell you, I mean if there is a problem and the woman is honest she may just be waiting on you to ask that way she knows you really are concerned..try it..
2006-06-21 05:28:01 · answer #5 · answered by DAZED & CONFUSED 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her! And then listen. There's nothing worse than being asked "What are you thinking?", and just when you get on a roll...the guy interrupts you!
2006-06-21 05:21:26 · answer #6 · answered by mybrilcareer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ask them unless you're a psychic and can read her mind.
2006-06-21 05:29:51 · answer #7 · answered by nikkimarie30ok 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if we told you then we wouldn't have so much fun watching you guys trying to figure it out
2006-06-21 05:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by shae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO - You can't. Even if you ask and they tell you they will be speaking a different language than you can understand.
2006-06-21 05:22:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
close your eyes and put yourself in her shoes and think of everything she is dealing with, and how you would feel if you were in her place, and you'll know what's going on in her mind.
2006-06-21 05:22:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋