There's this chickadee that's been waking me up ever morning at the crack of dawn...?

Question

Is it Mng in disguise trying to ruin my life? Do you hate cliquey questions like this? I never ask them so I thought I'd test the waters.

Answer 1

pffffffft........would I do that? *cough*

Ruin your life? Nah.......I just don't want you waking up too late. Who's going to tend to the perfume vats if we don't have you? So I sing a little song outside of your window daily just to make sure you are able to rise and shine. I was a bit concerned today when i saw you run outside in your boxers while carrying a baseball bat. Perhaps tomorrow I'll just keep it to a low "chirp." We'd hate to see you dee bird. :)

(nice cliquey question by the way........I for one loved it. :)

Answer 2

Although a chickadee she is, MnG wouldn't purposely try to ruin your life. She just knows how much it would bother you to miss a good sunrise. She suggested waking you with the acor"dee"in each morning....thinking a nice polka might dee'light you. I said "O'Henry, that's a bad idea...." She agreed it could be annoying so she dee'cided sitting outside perched by your window would be better. Apparently, you think she is being dee'vious. Perhaps I can convince her to concoct a new plan... In the mean time, I hope you play along with her dee'sguise and wake up embracing dawn's crack.

Answer 3

I wouldn't consider MnG to be the slightest bit flighty, so I'm sure she would never try to ruin your life.

Why is waking you up at dawn's krack gonna ruin your life?
No I don't hate klicky kwestions.
I think this one is very kute.

Answer 4

I think it is obvious that it is your conscience, my friend. Try as you might, you can't get rid of it.

*chirp chirp*

Answer 5

*cricket chirp*

;)