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There are about 6 billion people in the world. About half are female. Five out of seven are of an age where they are likely to masturbate. Kinsey says 60% of women masturbate. Surveys indicate that, of the women who do masturbate, they average one or more times a week and an average masturbatory session lasts about 4 minutes.*

So, in any average 4 minute period,

6 x 10^9 x 0.5 x 5/7 x 0.60 x 1/(7x24x60) (per minute) x 4

Equals ... roughly half a million (500,000).

So, at any one time, about 500,000 women are masturbating at the same time with you!

This also means that, when you orgasm from masturbation, you are doing it in synchrony (during the same second) with about 20,000 women ...

Which means, if you are male, that there's a lot of lonely women out there, and, if you're female, that you are not alone ... not by a long shot.

ANY COMMENTS.... OR ANYTHING TO ADD TO THIS?

2006-06-20 22:25:56 · 17 answers · asked by shehandvj 3 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

17 answers

Man. How did your thought process even consider asking a question like that. I think u jacked your brains out of your dick.

2006-07-02 10:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by allstarcharles 2 · 1 1

Here is the quote from the original source (www.geocities.com/shazzatard)

Next Time You Masturbate, Just Think.....

There are about 6 billion people on the planet, half are women = 3,000,000,000

Five out of seven are of an age where they are likely to masturbate, or are at least able to = 2142857143

About 60% of women masturbate (source Kinsey etc) = 1285714286

Women seem to masturbate about twice a week on average (our survey and reading around) - 2571428571 sessions starting per week.

= 734693877 sessions starting per day, or 30612244 per hour, or 510204 per minute, or 8503 per second (That must mean 8500 female orgasms per second in the world!)

An average session (excluding multiple orgasm women) lasts 4 minutes (source Kinsey) so 2040816 women, on average, are masturbating at any time....



SO YOU ARE NEVER ALONE!!

2006-07-02 22:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by patti_felz 4 · 1 0

Please do run the same stats on the men. Then maybe we can match up all these masturbating women with the masturbating men. We could have a website, www.masturbatingpeople.com - and have special guest s in chat like the Masturbating Bear from Conan O'Brian's show!
Perhaps for us men, if we had 20,000 synchronous ejaculations, we could gather them all in one spot and harness the energy to light up cities!

2006-06-21 15:31:15 · answer #3 · answered by Thom Thumb 6 · 0 0

I assume its Alfred Kinsey.

You know, Kinsey's homosexuality survey was a very biased one, stating that there are a lot more homosexuals than we think. I cannot remember the exact figures, but the percentages are in 2 digit sums. Critics have said that he intentionally went to his audience and chose the responders. Therefore, I have all reason to believe that this survey is void and null.

2006-06-20 22:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by smashingly.smashing 4 · 0 0

That means that 3 billion people are men...all of whom masturbate (except for those with no arms and those who are comatose) and at any given moment, if done in unision, the world's supply of hand lotion could be depleted.

2006-06-20 22:46:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good research my friend, it means that so many people in the world are finding pleasure masturbation which is temporary form of pleasure which will last not more than 4 minutes, where as the pleasure of being in the love of god will last forever

2006-06-20 22:29:07 · answer #6 · answered by sajid_icfai 3 · 0 1

That's great stuff. So where can I meet these 500,000 women?
and are they all masturbating in unison? Wow, that's a lot of wanking.

2006-06-20 22:29:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

what about men ?
i average about 2 times a day and am married and have to take care of my wife.
is that too much ?
will i use it all up !?

2006-06-20 22:30:12 · answer #8 · answered by The Hit Man 6 · 0 0

Get a life!

2006-06-20 22:34:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

thats kind of hott to think of. When i ***...so does another chick. Maybe she'll come over to my house and we can be lonely together. hahaha.

2006-06-30 04:59:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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