2006-06-20 21:31:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Getting caught wanking by your mum isn't so bad when you consider it'd be worse the other way around.
2006-06-20 21:48:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 5⤋
"Excuse me, I'm masturbating. Could you come back later?"
I don't see the need for anything more!
Story I heard: The guy who told it said it was a friend of his but you never know, do you? Young man still living with parents has his first score, and keeps the knickers as a trophy. One day, in own room, decides to wear said knickers on head (it takes different strokes, right?) and, well, relax. So he gets to it. His mother, meanwhile, has finished making the dinner, and yells "your dinner's ready" No answer of course. So anyway, our hero finishes the job and takes knickers off head. A tray of food is sitting on the floor beside his bed.
The storyteller's reaction is "you'd have to move out, wouldn't you?".
I ponder this and think, well actually, the mother would have been better advised to keep out of her son's sex life, wanking and all. She wouldn't be happy if he left a tray of food by her bed, now would she??
But that's just my opinion. Now stop messing around on Answers and go spank the monkey.
2006-06-21 04:42:41 · answer #2 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer depends on what "wanking" means. Never heard that expression before. Do you mean crying?
2006-06-21 05:14:12 · answer #3 · answered by DR. HARPOâ⢠5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell whoever caught you that you heard that sperm is a great source of protein and he/she looks like in need of a good dose of the stuff thus you're just whippin' up some for his/her use!
OR SAY
"I accidentally swallowed a dime and it somehow crept down into my dick and I'm just trying to get it out. Quick! Give me a hand!"
2006-06-21 04:45:38 · answer #4 · answered by Big Daddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would there be an excuse. Wouldn't it be more like an urge that you couldn't fight???
2006-06-21 04:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by Lynda C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lawl u got owned...say u were taming the snake ^^
2006-06-21 05:55:32 · answer #6 · answered by x_devistation 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none lol...ur screwed...well unless ur girl catches u then u can tell her she hasn't been having enough sex w/ u lol
2006-06-21 04:37:51 · answer #7 · answered by duff007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get it on
2006-06-21 04:48:35 · answer #8 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Well? Don't just stand there; lend me a hand!"
2006-06-21 04:35:20 · answer #9 · answered by Joka 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its been leaking..... was just checking it
2006-06-21 04:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋