2006-06-20 21:30:04 · 21 answers · asked by bwadsp 5 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
That is the most stupid question I have ever heard !!! All you need to become a football referee is bad eyesight, a bad attitude and to be a cheating **** who is ALWAYS biased about a certain team... Oh and whenever the ball comes near you, run in the way of it and completely get under the footballers feet then do some mad ducking manouver to get out of the way again !!!!!!
2006-06-20 21:43:17 · answer #1 · answered by lovelygal 2 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Yes - It is entirely possible. When the fans call you a bastard, they can still use it in context if your parents are married. E.g.:
- A small town in Norway
- Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin
- A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable
It is this final meaning that would be used for you if you were to become a referee.
2006-06-21 14:26:06 · answer #2 · answered by LaMariposa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Might seem extremely stupid but, try playing football manager 2007, it is really attictive ansd feels like your attcaully a manager. But im sorry, its really hard to get into football, unless you get a job as sale excuitive or chairman.
2016-03-26 23:37:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yer, but surely u can become a referee if ur parents arnt married as well.
2006-06-20 21:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by sky_blue_king 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, because referee's are also known as "white maggots", "blind c*nts", "complete f*ckwits", "bloody d*ckheads" and most commonly "f*cking idiots".
P.S. I don't think many people got your joke, perhaps too complicated for Americans?
2006-06-20 21:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
You also have to be able to run for at least 90 minutes without your guide dog.
2006-06-20 22:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely no chance. Who would be the b*****d in the black? Sorry but it just could not happen! Look for another career!!!
2006-06-20 21:52:17 · answer #7 · answered by John F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No chance, sorry but you lack the main qualification. Unless your English?? they all qualify!!
Hope this helps??
2006-06-20 21:35:55 · answer #8 · answered by budding author 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh heh
there's really no answer to that
nice to start the day with a twisted, crazy smile though
2006-06-20 21:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good... you're clever. Seems a bit beyond a few so far tho...
2006-06-20 21:41:49 · answer #10 · answered by Xraydelta1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋