2006-06-20 17:17:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
"Why does the crack on your butt go up and down instead of sideways?".............................................. ......
"So it doesn't go" (move your finger up and down on your lips to "flap" your lips) "when you go down the slide."
Another one- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?...........................................................................because it was dead.
2006-06-20 17:32:38 · answer #1 · answered by LOVE2LD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whay did the blonde jump off the roof
she wanted to see if her maxi wings could fly
a blonde walks into a store and asks to buy a tv. the worker says no and the blonde asks why. the worker says "cuz that's a microwave"
why aren't there male dogs in the white house?
they're afraid they'll pee on the bushes
2006-06-21 00:28:12 · answer #2 · answered by Dani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are two brunettes reading the paper. on the cover it says in big letters "two brazillion soldiers killed" one brunette looks to the other and says "how many is a brazillion??"
2006-06-21 00:21:47 · answer #3 · answered by HOll4907 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Hollocaust.
2006-06-21 00:23:06 · answer #4 · answered by Curtysaurus Rex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did Helen Kellers dog run away?
You would to if someone was yelling AAAAAGGGA at you all day.
2006-06-21 00:31:49 · answer #5 · answered by butterfly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS "OW!"
lol so funny. you get it, don't you? DON'T YOU?? lol. oh and;
Q: Why did Beethoven get mad at his chickens?
A: Because they kept going "Bach! Bach!"
hahaha. :) have a nice day! :)
2006-06-22 00:09:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen the movie Constipation?
-It hasn't some out yet.
2006-06-21 00:53:44 · answer #7 · answered by inyourface! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the blonds' left leg say to the right leg?
(its ok i didn't know either)
it said ' b/w you and me we can make a lot of money.'
haha rofl lmao...hahaha eheheh.
2006-06-21 00:21:19 · answer #8 · answered by jnam15 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this is Robin Williams, I want 20%!!!!
2006-06-21 00:19:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when did the azn go to the dentist
twoth hurty
two thirthy
2006-06-21 01:38:14 · answer #10 · answered by asianboy7o7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What time is it when a elephant seats on your fence?
Time to get a new fence. hahahahaha
2006-06-21 00:21:44 · answer #11 · answered by Raqi Killer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋