Anything is possible. If satan did become a vampire, someone could drive a steak through his heart (if he has one. Probably doesn't have one). Shine bright light on him, right? He loves the darkness, he's suppose to be the Prince of Darkness. What better way to do away with him than that. Or, throw a bucket of Holy Water on him.
2006-06-20 16:41:12 · 14 answers · asked by ZORRO 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Oh my god! How cool would that be to have Dracula bite Satan and have Satan become a vampire. That'd be awesome.
2006-06-20 16:44:46 · answer #1 · answered by smurfette_au2000 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, as I heard it ...
Satan was this ANGEL named Lucifer (the Light One). He was not a human, ever. He engineered this almost-successful war in heaven and was exiled with his army.
Now Dracula is the undead remains of a man cursed by God for blasphemy and living by the blood of others,
Satan has no blood - he is pure spirit (remember the old question, "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?"?) - so Dracula would go hungry. Poor Fang.
Illyana above (real cool response, Ill) noted that one becomes vampire by drinking the vampire's blood in some versions of the tale. In others, the vampire's bite is sufficient. In others, the creation of a new vampire is rather elaborate and takes time and effort (three bites on three nights, or something like that).
However, EVEN IF the Evil One were to be infected by Dracula (however that would happen), there would be no effect. Satan is already "undead" being "unalive", he is immortal, and the quintessence of evil already. Next to Satan, Dracula is an overdressed headwaiter.
As the old commercial lady used to ask "So where's the beef?"
2006-06-21 00:22:34 · answer #2 · answered by Grendle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dracula was made a vampire by the first vampire in existence, Caine. If Dracula makes Satan a vampire... I don't thin Dracula will have that 'honour' to bite Satan's neck... Satan is Satan, Dracula is Dracula... I mean Vlad Tepes ( the one who is related to Dracula ) was just a ruler. The lunatic irish writer, Bram Stoker made him well-known by relating to his identity an old Hungarian legend. So Dracula is only literature.
2006-06-22 00:07:07 · answer #3 · answered by ancutzabatalar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no Satan has to drink the blood of dracula for satan to become a vampire from popular belief.....otherwise if Dracula just drank satan's blood alone, he would be at satan's mercy and powerful demonic control. :P
2006-06-20 16:54:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carlisle was bitten by a random vampire in the mid 1600s, Rosalie found Emmet being malled by a bear and took him to Carlisle who changed him, Alice was tracked by James the one who tried to kill Bella and to protect her an old vampire that was fond of Alice stole her from the insane asylum which he worked at and changed her to make her safe from James which James killed him for, and you'll find Bella becomes a vampire and a Cullen in Breaking Dawn but I won't tell how.
2016-05-20 07:29:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe that vampires are supposed to have to answer to Satan and do his bidding, so I don't think the idea of Satan being bitten is likely. Not to mention, he is/was an angel. I don't know that it works on angels.
2006-06-20 22:00:48 · answer #6 · answered by quikzip7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the whole steak won't pass through the heart. I suggest you prepare as follows
Skillet Steak
Sauce:
2 1/4 cups strong beef stock
2 1/2 tablespoons flour
2 small cloves garlic, minced
1 teaspoon Worchestershire sauce
1/2 bay leaf
3/4 tablespoon tomato paste
2 beef bouillon cubes
1 cup mushrooms -- sliced
1 tablespoon butter
1/4 cup dry red wine
salt and pepper to taste
Steak:
3 tablespoons butter
4 8oz sirloin steaks
parsley sprigs, for garnish
Heat 2 cups of beef stock to boiling. Mix flour into remaining 1/4 cup of cool stock and stir into hot stock with a whisk. Add garlic, Worchestershire sauce, bay leaf, tomato paste and bouillon cubes. Simmer uncovered 45 minutes. Saute mushrooms in butter until lightly browned. At the end of 45 minutes cooking period, add mushrooms and red wine to sauce and cook 7 minutes longer. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Makes 2 1/2 cups. Keep hot Heat butter in a large skillet until very hot. Cook steak 8-10 minutes, turning to cook on both sides (medium rare). Serve with the sauce. Garnish with parsley.
Serves 4.
2006-06-23 13:11:06 · answer #7 · answered by Hoolahoop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have many questions my hobbit friend. I don't think the Devil would allow a vampire to take a bite out of him... the Devil is a very powerful creature & likely the Vampire would be considered subserviant to the Devil. Consider the Devil/Vampire relationship to be that of an independent contractor, one you can't rely upon! Besides, I hardly think the Vampire is working for God, right?
2006-06-20 16:51:10 · answer #8 · answered by oh, yes! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vampire are Satan.
2006-06-20 16:44:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
satan has no blood. he is a dmigod and would not be changed but the vampire would be destroyed by the attempt
2006-06-20 16:57:34 · answer #10 · answered by Mike K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋