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if i swallow gum my guts will stick together-if i swallow apple seeds i will grow a tree in my stomach-if i make a face it will stay like that.........................

2006-06-20 16:06:01 · answer #1 · answered by ^_§|èëp¡ñg_^ 2 · 0 0

You know that MTV commercial (the girl makes a weird face and it stays like that etc..)- yeah it's funny but I've heard it!

2006-06-20 16:09:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He told me he loved me...and I believed him!

Guess I was the stupid one, huh?

2006-06-20 16:47:52 · answer #3 · answered by Cricket 5 · 0 0

i' don't want to be affected by the stupid stuff stupid people hurl at me coz if i do, that means we're in the same boat :-)

2006-06-20 16:14:36 · answer #4 · answered by june 3 · 0 0

someone told me that they were coming out of the closet after being married with children.

2006-06-20 16:06:42 · answer #5 · answered by missy 1 · 0 0

at a dentist office the receptionist said they dont keep charts on there patients!

2006-06-20 16:08:08 · answer #6 · answered by jessy 3 · 0 0

I had a woman tell me she was in Love with me.

2006-06-20 16:07:41 · answer #7 · answered by chairbinder 4 · 0 0

How bad it hurt having a baby. I was scared and it didn't hurt that bad

2006-06-20 16:05:24 · answer #8 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

ur so bright u glow in the dark

2006-06-20 16:07:08 · answer #9 · answered by GC_RiotGrl_879 3 · 0 0

if you tear a one dollar bill in half you get two dollars.

2006-06-20 18:24:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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