2006-06-20 15:22:22 · 38 answers · asked by it's not sexy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
I know for damn sure I wouldn't want to eat a Burger King breakfast sandwich. I'd probably call the police to haul his creepy plastic butt to jail for breaking and entering. There's just something sinister about that king....
2006-06-20 18:40:01 · answer #1 · answered by Cheez-its_are_Square 3 · 12⤊ 4⤋
run for my life kickin' and screamin' about how this guy with a crown and plastic hair broke into my house and sexually assaulted me. Then after I calmed down.....
call the police and press charges on the Burger King King, Burger King franchise, and the company I use for home security.
Once I was rich, or atleast in the process of going through the undercover and polite company settlement, the debt left to me would be used as a bartering agreement to acquire the Burger King Franchise and make even more money, making sure that the Burger King King was never parolled, and if he was, to announce to the world in every NEW Burger King commercial (that I own) of how this man with the plastic hair is a sex offender and ruin his life forever, forgetting that he has paid his debt to society and only caring about myself and the revenge aspect of being the one in power....corrupted...and making him wish he was dead. And then when I die, I am sure I would be greeted in hell by the plastic haired Burger King King, to be tortured eternally with grilled patties.
2006-06-20 15:38:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PUKE!! That king figure has to be the very worst in the history of television commercials. The commercials themselves are shallow, and the figure of the king is ridiculous!!
Agreed??
2006-06-20 15:29:55 · answer #3 · answered by No one 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freak out
2006-06-20 15:26:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scream my head off but that would be a bad sight for him I guess
I would just call the police and have him arrested he would be trespassing on my property anyway.
2006-06-21 05:10:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anime_Chickadee ^.^ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him for a tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch. But first, I'd need to know if the breasts really do grow on trees.
2006-06-20 15:27:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 20-Something 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well..I'd remain calm..,call 911 and eat his dang breakfast sandwich with him until the straight jacket got there to pick him up!..=)I think hes freaky..
2006-06-20 16:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by *toona* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id scream and hit him on the head with my wireless phone until he started farting burgers
2006-06-20 15:25:40 · answer #8 · answered by That Chick acisseJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him to give ne my burger and get the hell out of my house
lol
2006-06-20 16:15:29 · answer #9 · answered by blissfulcarnage 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask for a burger and fries and eat it in his face
2006-06-20 15:26:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋