whats wrong with boyz?

to answer your question first you have to understand boys....

Why are boys so stupid???

Boys are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
* Boys are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
* Boys are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
* Boys are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
* Boys are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken
* Boys are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
* Boys are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
* Boys are like.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
* Boys are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
* Boys are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

so why are boys stupid you ask??? that's pretty much self explanatory

what is the difference between wine and boys?
Wine Matures

Why do boys name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.

Why is it so hard for girls to find boys that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.

What is gross stupidity?
144 boys in one room.

How many boys does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - did it ever happen??

How are boys and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

What is a boy's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

What is the difference between a boy and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home

Why do boys chase girls they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

2006-06-20 15:35:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

To skinny and a girl just doesn't look healthy. A skinny girl eats more than any other female I've dealt with, thus being more expensive. Tend to be more demanding. There are other things also but this just isn't the appriate place for it and I would tell any gal those things anyway.

2006-06-21 02:25:25 · answer #2 · answered by .45 Peacemaker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

being skinny isnt everything a guy looks for. they look for personality in a girl. dont worry about how skinny you are. id go for a girl with an A+ personality that had some weight before a girl that had just a body.

2006-06-20 22:16:45 · answer #3 · answered by rcngpntbll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

I don't know WHAT's wrong with the boys, where you are. I've always preferred girls who were slim/skinny. Everyone has their own tastes and preferences. Be strong, I'm sure there's someone out there for you.

2006-06-20 22:18:02 · answer #4 · answered by dynamex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Guys like s to be then but not skinny you need to have some meat on your bones! if you don't look healthy ovbiously they aren't going to want to date you!! Looking anerexic is a definite turn off!!

2006-06-20 22:30:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

men like women with a nice figure. they don't want someone with a skinny boy body, to them it's like being in bed with another man.

2006-06-20 22:54:28 · answer #6 · answered by michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

super skinny is a little scary sometimes. a little padding is what seperates us and them(besides the obivious) and they like that. ribs aren't a turn on for them boobs are

2006-06-20 22:14:45 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

they grown differently than girls.they wear the other shoe. they think in straight lines. they just do not fit a female immage of herself.what is wrong with this answere?

2006-06-20 22:21:45 · answer #8 · answered by writer05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

boys r boys and skinny girls aren't a turn on

2006-06-20 22:14:50 · answer #9 · answered by luv ya too 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

they are just too skinny unless they have big boobs and a tiny body and they have to be really good looking

2006-06-20 22:15:44 · answer #10 · answered by ramshockey778 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

whats wrong with boyz?

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