2006-06-20 15:04:28 · 6 answers · asked by noname 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
The King of Spades
2006-06-20 15:08:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, I'm a ruler and a ruler has twelve inches. I have a shovel and I'm twice what I am. that makes 24 inches and one shovel. I'm thin and have a knife. That means I don't have a job, I'm hungry, and I live in the bad part of town. I have a wife, why she stays with me I'll never know. What am I? Oh man, I don't know, but I am pathetic for ever thinking about owning a shovel!
2006-06-20 15:18:52 · answer #2 · answered by roskez13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're the King of Spades playing card. But, what are you doing here?
2006-06-20 19:33:28 · answer #3 · answered by Tesa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
King of spades playing card.
2006-06-20 15:08:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A monkey. I have no clue. I just like that word, "monkey". Oh, King of Spades, good one.
2006-06-20 15:09:16 · answer #5 · answered by UCSteve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the king of spades
2006-06-20 16:15:02 · answer #6 · answered by mam-maw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋