hi there i am just curious but if you have been with a guy or are with a guy and his balls stink but he wants you to do oral on him how do you tell him?
2006-06-20 14:15:59 · 49 answers · asked by cheryl m 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
yes..... I suppose you could just be honest or take him into the shower... either way... there will be some issue down the road... if you tell him, he will feel self conscious and uncomfortable , if you take him into the shower... what about the next time and the time after that? always in the shower? if you want a long term relationship with him you do have to find some way to tell him , or suggest he shower before sex , because you always do and it always makes you feel fresher... hint hint...lol....... and if you have no interest in ever seeing him again.. make an excuse that your sinuses are blocked and have to pass on the oral, or fake a cramp in your leg, ....take a rain check and run like hell... don't look back......lol..
2006-06-20 14:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by Ms Fortune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would tell him a story of a friend (you, actually) that has a boyfriend with stinky balls, and ask him how he would want to be told. Then say something about how it's a pretty common problem, apparently, because a number of your female friends have mentioned it over the years. Hopefully he'll get the hint without knowing you gave it. Or, before you guys get down, get in the shower and wash his junk for him, then when giving oral, mention how nice it smells south of the border.
2006-06-20 14:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes!!!!!
Well try this " Honey I love you very much and theres nothing more I want to do is give you great oral! But theres a slight problem.......YOUR FN BALLS STINK SO GO TRY TAKING A SHOWER AND USE SOME FN SOAP YOU AHOLE! YOUR BESTFRIENDS BALLS SMELL BETTER YOU MAKE ME SICK AND IF I HAVE TO SMELL THAT ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO SET THEM ON FIRE!" anyways give that a try.
2006-06-20 14:20:16 · answer #3 · answered by howardfan35 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell the guy... Geez. If my wife told me I stink, I'd go shower, no big deal. If his feelings get hurt because he can't accept a FACT, then you probably will have serious problems in the future.
And no, don't listen to the person who says to get him in the shower with you...geez, you women think men are that stupid that they don't realize if you bring them in the shower and wash their parts, that maybe you have a problem with their hygiene.
ok, please don't insult us. If my wife told me that she wanted to make love in the shower I would know imediatelly that she has a problem with my BO, because most women don't really care for sex in the shower, so there's another motive.
2006-06-20 14:25:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im a guy and if you told me that they stink then I would understand. I could be in the minority, but I like to think that guys, myself included, would not feel hurt by that. Maybe taken aback a bit, but we are strong. We will survive.
2006-06-20 14:19:31 · answer #5 · answered by owlron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him your balls stink. Most likely he already knows and doesn't think you notice, so be blunt and honest and right to the point.
2006-06-20 14:20:19 · answer #6 · answered by Luke B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm , you tell him, hey you want anything from me, you are gonna wash your nasty a'ss. honey, if his balls stink, he isn't bathing, I know love is blind but that sh'it is ridiculous. you can't be that hard up. do you happen to live in Kentucky? lol. hurt his a'ss, somebody should, how can telling someone they are nasty hurt them, you will help him. stink comes from bacteria, if there is bacteria growing on his balls , it is on his dick too, and you let him shove that nasty dick inside of you? he wants you to give him oral because that is his substitute for a bath. and there are guys out there worried if they have the part in their hair straight.
whew..............
2006-06-20 14:32:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that you would LOVE to do oral, but if he could take a shower that would be so much better!!!
It would be like wanting someone to suck on your toes after a long hot day in shoes.
2006-06-20 14:20:49 · answer #8 · answered by sha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honesty
2006-06-20 14:17:57 · answer #9 · answered by Rocky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get that man into the shower with you before you get in bed. Scrub those balls clean and let him know that that's how you like them!
2006-06-20 14:19:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋