Help!!! tommarrows the last day of skool... i need a good prank?

Question

ive pulled so many good pranks and i think i got nuthin left
im what people would call a punk or at least thats what people call me... ive lit trash cans on fire and filled toilets with instant jellow, lockers full of stolen spoons from the cafiteria And Even Started A Couple Of good Food Fights 'n Shaveing Cream Wars in the last couple of years... and unfortunately my ideas have run dry, theres nutthin left for me i havent already done so this year im asking the peoples opinion...I Need Somethin Maby Never Done Before So, help me out here
- Dirge

DUDE!!! I Already did the door nob thing And I Even Made Up A Song In Windsor Called "Dont Touch The Nob" And I Already Proposed To Mr Mazikawitz 2 Years Ago... He Said Yes So It Wasent Funny An I Glued Lockers Shut Once But It Didnt MATTER cos It Was The Last Day And Nobody Used The Lockers

NONE OF THIS SH** IS ORIGONAL!!!!

Ko... I Can Spel Wel I Just Dont Wanna Cos It Eaisy THis Way Ya Know Make The Langauge Yoar Own

I Did Smoke Bombs On Halloween... I Maya Gona Never Granades Mann THat Woul Not Be A Godly Thing....

Answer 1

smoke grenades... army surplus store

Answer 2

You should get down on one knee and propose to a teacher. Honestly. It's the funniest thing. Here, look:


"Professor McGonagall!" he exclaims, bringing to bear all the warmth and suavity that his good breeding and fortunate genetics have given him, and trying to ignore the little edge of panic in his voice. "You know, I thought this night couldn't get any more beautiful, and then you stepped round that corner." There is an explosive little noise from James.

Minerva McGonagall regards him impassively over the top of her spectacles, but the side of her mouth twitches. "Mr. Black. This is -- I hardly know what to say."

"Say I do, Professor! I shall never give up until you accept me," Sirius cries. He has quite the nature for dramatics, dropping onto one knee and sweeping the battered black hat off his head. He's always been good at this, at wild theatricals and mad improvisation, things that would be impertinent and stupid from anyone else but that from him -- and he knows this, it isn't just conceit -- are charming and often mesmerizing. It's all to do with confidence, he reminds himself. "You are the only woman who has ever managed to hold my complete attention. I can't stop thinking about you, I can't eat, I can't sleep, I do nothing but pine and steal your clothing--"

From the Shoebox Project, by ladyjaida and dorkorific. It would be funny.

Answer 3

if you ever have to go in the gym sometime during the day, like every one in my school does in the morning instead of tutorials, try and turn off the lights the yell 'mosh pit!' and that would rock out loud!, and you get away with it too, unless you want it known that you did it. but this works even better with a school map, no emergency lights, lots of preps, and a trusting friend who will either yell mosh pit, or turn off the lights. This will work well anywhere that relys mostly on lights, like a cafeteiria, gym, auditorium. this has been done before a few times, so, it's no extremly original, but it's gr8!

Answer 4

i'd guess that just about ninety 9% of all the folk interior the faculty are wearing "call variety" clothing. additionally, i does no longer have faith it because of the fact no longer all emos and goths are inevitably acquaintances or maybe in touch. And maximum folk of them are no longer likely murderous. it rather is totally just about like asserting "all jews understand one yet another and are going to scouse borrow actually everyone's money" or some thing, it rather is truthfully no longer some thing you will opt to assert --or think of-- approximately all people.

Answer 5

Learn to spell, that will shock your teachers and everyone else beyond belief.

Answer 6

Vaseline on the doorknobs of classrooms - you can't open 'em.

Answer 7

Put a thumb tack on your seat, then sit on it.

Answer 8

This will get them...and get them good!!!

Go in there and spell something correctly!

They'll fall on the floor with that one!

Answer 9

GLUE LOCKS TOGETHER