What's the funniest one-liner you've ever heard or seen? As for myself, I'd have to say the one that has stuck with me the longest is the sign on the hospital in The Simpsons: "Quality Health Care Or Your Autopsy Is Free."
Now give me your best!
2006-06-20 09:19:01 · 5 answers · asked by BreadCollision 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Take my wife--PLEASE!! Henny Youngman
2006-06-20 09:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by Comfortably Numb™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay...it's two sentences, but....
“We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!”
2006-06-20 16:26:22 · answer #2 · answered by melissa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the previews of Fast and Furious, all of them!!
2006-06-20 16:24:45 · answer #3 · answered by The King 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"bye bye...Have fun storming the Castle!"
hahaha!
2006-06-20 16:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by Sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where have you been all my life........and when are you going back there?
Abby
xxx
2006-06-20 16:22:47 · answer #5 · answered by abbysuzette 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋