2006-06-20 08:59:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
George Bush Tells the truth!
2006-06-20 09:28:24 · answer #1 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only read if you like dirty jokes.
Two male friends, Kyle and Joe are on a road trip and rent hotel rooms side-by-side. As they are entering they get sniggers from a group of girls at the desk and so they decide that the dirt, grime and stink from being in a car for a few days makes them look bad. They decide to take a shower. They ditch their bags by the doors in a hurry.
Their showers are just a thin hotel room wall apart and as Kyle starts to shower, he hears Joe saying from the other side of the wall, " Hey, is there complimentary soap in your shower, man?"
Kyle looks and sees there isn't and he yells back, " No."
" Go get them, they're in the gray travel bag. Hurry up man, those chicks are going to leave soon." Joe says.
Kyle darts out naked and reaches out one handedly out his door and fishes out the blue bag. He can't get the zipper so he steps all the way out, naked and dripping with muddy water. As he finally takes out two soaps he hears three women walking down the hallway - younger ones, not like the ones at the lobby.
He freezes, pretending to be a statue. As they walk by the first girl goes, " Weird, is it like, a statue or something?"
" What's it supposed to do? It looks so stupid," The second said.
The third giggled dumbly.
The first pulled on the guy's "thing". Kyle dropped one soap in shock. The first girl said, " Ohh! It's a soap dispenser!"
" No way," The second girl pushed her aside and pulled on Kyle's thing as well. " Oh my God it is," as Kyle dropped the second soap.
The third girl pushed both girls aside and pulled on Kyle's member. She kept pulling and pulling and finally she said, " Ohhh cool, I got liquid soap!"
ew.
2006-06-20 09:07:56 · answer #2 · answered by Maggie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A rich, well-dressed man gets out of the supermarket. He sees a beggar that eats grass. He invites him to his house, in order to offer him a meal. The beggar is very happy and asks the rich man whether he could also bring his wife and his ten kids. The rich man answers: "Of course, there is enough grass in my yard for all of you!"
2006-06-20 09:06:06 · answer #3 · answered by Sunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See..1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I`m blonde?" the girl asked.
"Yes, It's because your blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See... A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I`m blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, It's because your blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy Mommy! !" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I`m Blonde, Mommy?"
"No Honey, Its because you`re 24."
2006-06-20 09:06:46 · answer #4 · answered by jay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde rush to the roof?
Answer: She heard drinks were on the house!
2006-06-20 09:03:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the potato chip say to the battery?
I'm fritolay if you're eveready.
2006-06-20 09:05:58 · answer #6 · answered by loving father 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the mouse say to the other mice?
2006-06-20 09:02:28 · answer #7 · answered by Strawberry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever saw the movie constipated?
Me neither........It never came out.
2006-06-20 09:09:06 · answer #8 · answered by mojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋