2006-06-20 08:58:01 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
marcus r are you a p00f?
they cordinate with my t shirt and jeans
2006-06-20 09:20:02 · update #1
yes! you left it here last night, i would give it back but it is part of a shrine dedicated to you. lul
2006-06-20 09:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by lezann40 3 · 4⤊ 4⤋
You haven't washed them recently have you? The machine always eats at least one sock and then it turns up in with some other coloured things that you wouldn't put a blue sock with. I tend to just make up my own "pairs" when the pesky washing machine eats them.
2006-06-20 09:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by Mummy of 2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We regret to inform you but your sock has been sold on the sock trafficking market. It's now being forced to dirty dance for shirts and panties overseas for 3 cents per month.
2006-06-20 09:29:49 · answer #3 · answered by karolinaballer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They dryer ate it... how do i know this? Because I am an expert in the field of dryer etiquette. Your dryer is trying to tell you to clean out your lint filter because it could catch on fire and die. Your dryer ate the sock in a way of rebelling against you to get its point across.
2006-06-20 09:02:28 · answer #4 · answered by JoHanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is in the land that the other socks, shoes, hats, anything and everything that is lost goes and lives. I swear there must be a black hole I lose a sock everytime I do laundry.
2006-06-20 09:01:44 · answer #5 · answered by captures_sunsets 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The borrowers stole it. It is cold under the floorboards in the winter, and they needed an extra layer for their bed. They also stole your pants for a hammock
2006-06-20 09:02:50 · answer #6 · answered by emily_jane2379 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your dryer ate it. Dryers are not only evil, but they must eat socks to live.
And the washing machine is a whore.
2006-06-20 09:02:01 · answer #7 · answered by Neerdowellian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Red One ate it
2006-06-20 09:01:13 · answer #8 · answered by wancarol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look in the hose that goes to the dryer vent or under the dryer... i'm not sure how it happens, but you find a lot of stuff under the washer and dryer!
2006-06-20 09:01:44 · answer #9 · answered by blondechickadee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lost in the washing machine didn t you know it is not really a washing machine, it is a sock eating monster
2006-06-21 00:41:03 · answer #10 · answered by maria p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't find a pair of my own socks, how do you expect me to know where yours are!
2006-06-21 08:08:47 · answer #11 · answered by Evil J.Twin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋