2006-06-20 08:47:33 · 6 answers · asked by billgutsky 3 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass."
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
2006-06-20 09:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by insenergy 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The owner puts them there! They have to put the signs deep in the ground! Then people stay off their grass!
2006-06-20 08:56:32 · answer #2 · answered by Hollywood girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They put the sign there before they planted grass. Or some guy went there when nobody was around and put the sign there and ran.
2016-05-20 05:53:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They grow there from seeds planted when the grass was just starting to grow.
2006-06-20 08:50:39 · answer #4 · answered by sam21462 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They put them there when they put down the seed or sod
2006-06-20 08:51:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the lawn's owner puts them there
2006-06-20 08:50:32 · answer #6 · answered by Richard H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋