Using this handy Shakespearian insult guide...
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html
2006-06-20 08:23:17 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Now see here, thou unmuzled tickle-brained strumpet, I wouldst not insult thee if thou wert the last craven hog-snivelling thumper bossum left on the face of this flat earth!
2006-06-20 17:06:08 · answer #1 · answered by Yitka 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thou, elf skinned ,logger headed ,onion eyed,fly-bitten, gleeking, mangled,toad spotted knotty-patted,hell-hated,hasty witted ,follyfallen ,tardy gaited, weedy ,tottering coxcomb.
lol.
2006-06-22 10:25:25 · answer #2 · answered by thyagarajan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hark! Thou qualling, liver-eyed, offspring of a flap-dragon! Thou art a foolish fish-monger. I smite thee!
2006-06-20 18:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thou are a craven common-kissing canker-blossom!
2006-06-20 23:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thou gorbellied, flap-mouthed, death-token!
2006-06-20 19:43:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Verily, thy tongue is mighty unbardlike.
2006-06-20 15:30:25 · answer #6 · answered by Shona L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THOU ART A LOGGER-HEADED FAT-KIDNEYED PIGEON'S EGG!!!
2006-06-20 15:28:16 · answer #7 · answered by when_it_happens 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋