2006-06-20 07:41:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
WARNING: THE ALIENS MIGHT VISIT YOU TO ERASE YOUR MEMORY IF YOU READ THIS.
Well, you don't think the whole universe works the way Earth does, do you? No! One species, one planet! There is a planet of deer, a planet of Asians, and so on! We put them all together on Earth and the whole universe tunes in to watch the fun!
Most of the races of Earth are descended from alien races, in order to create drama from racial tension from their unnatural cohabitation of the planet.
The purpose of our lives as humans is to entertain the life forms on other planets through the reality television show that they know as EARTH.
After 100 episodes the only reason that the show was not cancelled, the planet of earth not demolished, the sun not turned off, and we are still alive is because I blackmailed the Joozians who produce the show with some dirty pictures that Kenny took of them while they were high on blach. Now, look behind you.
This was revealed to me in
South Park, 100th episode, Season 7 - Episode 4 - Cancelled.
2006-06-25 11:31:15 · answer #1 · answered by Eric Inri 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LIFE EXPLAINED.....
On the first day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years, and I'll give you back the other ten." So, God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "How boring...I have to do monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" So, God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That is really a tough life you want me to live for sixty years!
Let me have twenty, and I'll give you back the other forty." So, God agreed again.
On the forth day, God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years.
Man said, "What?! Only twenty years?! I tell you what...
I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back. Now that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So......
That is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves.
Then, for the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.
And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
2006-06-20 15:51:00 · answer #2 · answered by Its not me Its u 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
42
2006-06-20 14:44:46 · answer #3 · answered by davidmi711 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you really expect a satisfactory answer? Isn't this an eternal quest by whoever was, is, and will be born? If I attempt to give you any answer, I will look much more ignorant than I started looking for the answer myself 30 years ago!
The one and only authority to give an answer to this question is the Creator Himself! We can only speculate and speculate for ages, but we will always go back to square one.
2006-06-20 15:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by arabianbard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The meaning of life is about the existential, enlightenment, growing, mentally and physically,to love take risk, to learn,to help each other, to procreate, wow....thats a lot but, seriously life is a journey to learn from, and find understanding of who we are as individuals, our stregths, and weaknesses thats what makes each of us unique,
2006-06-20 14:49:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now the reason we're here
As man and woman
Is to love each other
take care of each other
2006-06-20 14:46:44 · answer #6 · answered by dirtyrubberduck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well as the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy says: 42!
2006-06-20 14:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by tubby_too_nuh_jr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no meaning. We are here to exist and reproduce.
2006-06-20 16:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life...a highway..a continuous journey to death...we are here to die at the end of our journey...to give room for another life to die when that life reach the end of his/her/its journey...a cycle...no more...no less...so live it at your finest best!
2006-06-20 15:15:50 · answer #9 · answered by speechlessneanderthal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to find that out for yourself. They way you do that is get in touch with you inner voice.
2006-06-20 14:48:15 · answer #10 · answered by Youngstill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋