2006-06-20 06:42:51 · 22 answers · asked by jon l 1 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
I'd simply ask them, 'why do you think that's any of your business?"
They must have pretty sad lives if they can't think of anything else to talk about rather than my own.
2006-06-20 06:47:02 · answer #1 · answered by angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
People can't make fun of it if they don't know about it. Are you telling people how bad it is? Are you complaining you can't find anybody to all your "friends"? Do they see you sitting around all the time and not going out? If you are talking too much, talk about something besides your love life. Certainly don't whine about it. Get out and find something you like to do where there are other people. Smile. Take an interest in others.
2006-06-20 13:50:46 · answer #2 · answered by wires 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best way to come up with a come back is by not coming up with one. Just make fun of your own love life, or lack of, then they won't have anything to make fun of. And beleive it or not, if you make light of the situation, you just might start getting a love life.
2006-06-20 13:48:28 · answer #3 · answered by Jared H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the love of Mike!
Why do people meddle like this, is having a partner the only thing that completes you in this life? Its a sad state of affairs that independence isnt given the credit it deserves.
I am recently single and I have to say its ACE. I dont have to think about anyone else, I can be as selfish as I like.
Get new friends, thats what I would do.
2006-06-21 05:28:41 · answer #4 · answered by Lulu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were you, I'd just tell them the only reason they're attacking you is because they are unhappy with their own love life. People only make fun of others because they are jealous. So maybe those same people wish they lived a single life, with no strings attached and not having to answer to anyone. I'd just laugh in their face if I were you. They don't walk in your footsteps, now do they?
2006-06-21 10:38:26 · answer #5 · answered by graciefaith1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's an idea. Try to get a love life so people don't make fun of you for not having one. It's an outrageous, unheard of idea, I know, but even though it's only in the experimental stages of development, it could work.
Poor, pathetic people and their inability to come up with comebacks or get a love life. It makes me a little sad...but it also makes me really happy because man, it's fun to make fun of. :-o
2006-06-20 13:47:37 · answer #6 · answered by calivane07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that you'll be laughing when they catch an STD, or just that if they can't shut up it's to stop anyone taking a closer look at their own love life, or the lack of love in it. :)
2006-06-20 13:54:46 · answer #7 · answered by jleslie4585 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, why is your love life any of their business? if your tellinmg them about it in a complaining manner you should be prepared for them to make jokes about it. If you can't take that don't complain. You could also make jokes about it i.e. my d*** is so bigg...or my d*** is so small. Also, if they don't get a reaction it's no longer funny.
2006-06-20 14:14:14 · answer #8 · answered by Karen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all you got to say is.. the problem is every time you take it out in front of the Lady's thy faint because its so big then just shrug your shoulder and walk away
2006-06-20 13:56:58 · answer #9 · answered by The Wanderer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them to f*** off. lol. why don't u get a girl/boy friend and show them that u have a love life.
2006-06-20 13:46:56 · answer #10 · answered by Joe'z 1st luv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋