2006-06-20 05:38:08 · 10 answers · asked by miniuscerrinius 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
the blair witch project
2006-06-20 05:40:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, it all started out they were renting the cabin for a party so they could drink and do drugs. When they were going out the road they crossed a hitch hiking clown, and he wanted to know if he could party with them. They thought "why not, we have plenty to go around", so they let him come along. Once they got out to the cabin they unpacked and the clown did his stupid tricks that he always does for little kids at birthday parties and the such. They then heard a loud bang, when they all looked outside there were pirates coming to plunder the cabin. As they all started yelling and screaming the clown called up someone on the telephone, and out of the woods came ninjas who fought a hard battle and killed all the pirates (in my world ninjas beat pirates). So they all rejoiced and there were many balloon animals made in celebration. Well now was when they started getting into the drugs and alcohol (fill a balloon full of pot smoke and inhale that crap!!) which made things get wild. They started doing everything in sight! The clown, dead pirates, wounded ninjas, a dog, the balloon animals, even each other. While they were doing this they didn't notice Jesus was at the door knocking wanting to join in on the fun, so this kind of made him mad, but he blew it off...no point messing with them anyways, they were all amateurs. All of a sudden the rabbit from Monty Python's Holy Grail came out of the woods and messed them all up real good. And that my friends is how they died.
2006-06-20 05:53:24 · answer #2 · answered by goodtime_26170 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were some friends who decided to have a week-end outing in a secluded area during extreme wintry weather. They rented a cabin for the week-end. One of the friends decided to make a huge pot of home-made beans. The friends enjoyed eating them thoses first two days. The coroner's report said they died of carbon dioxide poisoning.
2006-06-20 16:46:41 · answer #3 · answered by SpongebobRoundpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was cold outside. The cabin was well insulated. They were all drinking and got hungry. They fired up the charcoal grill and cooked the fish they caught earlier. They passed out and succumbed to carbon monoxide fumes. All perished.
2006-06-20 05:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by robthemillwright 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They froze over the winter?
An axe murderer bludgeoned them?
They all drank cyanide Kool-Aid like in Jonestown?
The possibilities are too numerous to count.
2006-06-20 05:43:00 · answer #5 · answered by csucdartgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They went hunting with Dan Quayle!
2006-06-20 05:46:09 · answer #6 · answered by Jenny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's like this. If one equals itself on a scale of three to one-third, then the axis is pi. See?
2006-06-20 16:31:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mass suicide
2006-06-20 05:43:53 · answer #8 · answered by nurdburd13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They died.
2006-06-20 05:41:19 · answer #9 · answered by Kris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too much kinky sex
2006-06-20 05:41:39 · answer #10 · answered by hepburn2hewitt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋