2006-06-20 02:06:09 · 8 answers · asked by JEff M 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
I can not believe some of you morons giving answers to these STUPID CHILDISH QUESTIONS. If you dont know how to do something, that usually means your too young to UNDERSTAND.
2006-06-20 02:23:46 · answer #1 · answered by Moose 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Masturbation is not difficult. Here is some of the advice I gave my son and grandson. You gently take hold of your penis with your fingers and shake it a little and holding the skin of the penis just tight enough that the skin can move move your hands up and down. When you have gotten an erection you can procede with ernest. You can either hold your penis between you thumb and fingers and move the skin up and down on the shaft or you can make a fist around your penis with your whole hand and move the skin up and down. By varying the speed of your movement and the pressure you exert you can control how fast you will climax. If you use the whole fist system you may want to use some lubrication such as hand lotion, ky jelly, or vaseline. If you are a beginner take time to lay back on a bed or sofa. If you have not reached puberty yet you will have what is called a dry climax. You will experience the pleasure of orgasm without ejaculating any semen. If you have reached puberty around 13 you will shoot out semen when you climax. It is a simple process to clean this up. Use some kleenex, a soft towel, or if you think you need to hide the evidence an old sock that is going into the wash to wipe up the semen. Masturbation is normal and healthy and a form of sex we call single sex or solo sex. Like all sex it should be private and personal. Do not put your penis into anything other than your hand or a partners hand or a partners vagina. Masturbation is the safest sex known. You cannot get sex diseases from masturbating as long as you do not exchange semen or body fluids with anyont else. So do not suck on someone's penis and do not let someone suck on your penis. Also when you shoot semen out clean up after yourself and don't let it squirt all over someone else. When you get older and can be more responsible for your sexuality there will be plenty of time for other forms of sex. Also, you never show your penis to others, and never let and older person, or adult stimulate you in a sexual manor. Enjoy you penis and have safe normal sex.
2006-06-20 02:33:43 · answer #2 · answered by Geo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you masturbate by taking a cucumber and shoving it up your *** and pushing it in and out really fast
2006-06-20 02:13:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
put up a yahoo search as masturbating techniques that would do
2006-06-20 03:33:58 · answer #4 · answered by Poker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is easy just move the upper layer of ur penis and move it back and forth for some time
2006-06-20 02:24:26 · answer #5 · answered by david 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you just crab your penis with your hand like a sausage and move your hand up and down really fast... it is not that difficult...
2006-06-20 02:10:35 · answer #6 · answered by papagalos99 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask your dad
2006-06-20 04:25:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you don't know how, you'd better not try it.
2006-06-20 02:10:34 · answer #8 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋