2006-06-20 01:16:58 · 10 answers · asked by orangejuice 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Homework Help
i dint knew whether the school was functioning today.....
2006-06-20 01:19:16 · answer #1 · answered by Vish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAOO the jackass story was halariouss loll kinda hard to believe its actually true :| :| is it even ?? the masturbation one was funny too lol but i have a dumb blonde joke, i donno if ur actually a blonde but either way i hope its not offensive A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...." "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
2016-03-26 22:37:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The favorite one I used was "I left my homework in the blender and it got mixed up with yogurt and strawberries and I was trying to put it all back together and became late."
2006-06-20 01:24:19 · answer #3 · answered by blueowlboy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Funny thing happened on the way over here.....I took a wrong turn and turned up at the wrong school. You'll be pleased to know that for once I was on time!"..........said the girl to the teacher...
2006-06-20 02:36:46 · answer #4 · answered by boston857 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as i was walking down the hall, i looked into the office, and principal jones was kissing his secretary. so i moved to where i couldn't be seen, and watched as his hands went to her breasts. i was starting to get hot too, so i slipped my hand down my pants. i had to take care of business, so that is why i am late
2006-06-20 01:34:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'i like to be fashionably late to make a celebrity entrance'
2006-06-20 01:25:23 · answer #6 · answered by capricarno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
michael jackson was with me srry
2006-06-20 04:08:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sorry i thought it was a holiday
2006-06-20 01:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by gen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that I am dreaming and in my dream I am in school
2006-06-20 01:21:09 · answer #9 · answered by yuuhuuu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm...
2006-06-20 01:19:35 · answer #10 · answered by Redweedplace ® 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋