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Im asking because i did this early this morning. Have you ever farted loud enough in bed that it actually woke you up?

2006-06-20 00:52:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

11 answers

No.

2006-06-20 03:02:18 · answer #1 · answered by celine 3 · 0 0

No, I can't say that I have. If you find that you have gas a lot you may want to try taking fiber supplements. The gas in your intestines may be a result of fecal matter that isn't being expelled properly. Fiber will help your body retain the water necessary to soften the fecal matter and allow you to expel it. That could take care of your gas.
Unless you like farting. :)

2006-06-20 08:00:12 · answer #2 · answered by LDYDRGN 2 · 0 0

No. But one time I was sleeping in a youth hostel (co-ed) in Amsterdam and there was this man in the bunk below me. I don't know what he ate for dinner, but the smell was enough to knock down a horse. It woke me up and made my eyes water.

2006-06-20 07:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nope but it sure does give meaning to the phares "laying in bed smelling your farts" that's really gross...I have woke myself up laughing...perhaps at your loud fart....lol

2006-06-20 07:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by JeNe 4 · 0 0

No, but Terry has. Not only did it wake us up it drove us from the room.....eeerrgh! The man KNOWS he's lactose intolerant- but Ben and Jerry are just too seductive.

2006-06-20 15:24:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is commonly referred to as "Morning Thunder".

2006-06-22 20:15:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Nope, can't say that I have. Would I get points if I said I did?

2006-06-21 23:46:49 · answer #7 · answered by I am a Muppet 4 · 0 0

umm nope

2006-06-20 07:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by fiery_purpose 2 · 0 0

pff...i'm a girl...do you THINK that noise ever escapes this beautiful azz? hmm? *pokes you*

2006-06-20 23:08:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i do have good diet
not like u
i don't need to do that

2006-06-20 07:55:55 · answer #10 · answered by Sushant 1 · 0 0

Um, I certainly hope not. :P

2006-06-20 07:57:13 · answer #11 · answered by my brain hurts 5 · 0 0

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