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I like the other one that someone else said:
"Roses are red, violets are blue, will you marry me? Because I love you."
Have that printed on a small card with a nice picture of the both of you, take her to a nice restaurant, and have the waiter place the card on her dessert plate. Congrats if it works out :)

2006-06-19 23:54:24 · answer #1 · answered by CalmLikeABomb 2 · 2 1

It sounds more like a poem written after a break-up to piss her off. Sorry. It also sounds like maybe you need to do some serious growing up before proposing. Marriage is HARD WORK! Love is not enough to make it through a marriage. You can love a person more than life itself, until life intrudes and you can't go out anymore because you gotta pay bills, your tired and she's tired and no one wants to cook but there's no money for take-out, the baby has been up crying all night for 3 days straight and you both have work in the morning, the dog peed on the floor again, she's in a mood because of PMS, your feet smell and she wants you to change your socks when you get home, who has time for sex???
Think about marriage long and hard before you do it. Can you deal with her bad moods and hairy legs?

2006-06-20 09:07:22 · answer #2 · answered by Bonnie 2 · 0 0

I would not propose like that.
The girl might think that you are egotistical if you say "I love me".

How about:
"Roses are red, violets are blue.
Will you marry me? Because I LOVE you!"

2006-06-20 06:47:56 · answer #3 · answered by Victoria 6 · 0 0

Frankly and honestly? It sucks eggs. This is her special moment. Make it special for her. She will remember it for the rest of her life. It isn't about you; it's about you loving her so much that you are willing to put yourself out there and ask her to spend the rest of her life with you. So come up with something better... and she might even say yes.

2006-06-20 07:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Guess the guys need to grow a little wiser in their thoughts abt a female.. such a way would make a female think " that guy could not get more dumb"..

2006-06-20 06:51:29 · answer #5 · answered by roshnimj 2 · 0 0

It is a cute joke but the punchline centers on your own narcisism and insensitivity. You might want to search for a better approach.

2006-06-20 06:46:51 · answer #6 · answered by FreddyBoy1 6 · 0 0

She will reply witn this:
Roses are red, violets r blue,you aint me and i ain't you!!!!
or
roses are red, violets are blue, get outta here before i hit u!!!

2006-06-20 06:49:47 · answer #7 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0 0

It sucks! If my husband did that he would still be single. My husband called my grandmother and got her engagement ring, got down on one knee and just opened the box. No question was needed, I told him yes.

2006-06-20 06:51:05 · answer #8 · answered by Grace 3 · 0 0

thats great man!!!!!but heres another...
"I dont want my son to go after your daughter, so lets make them brother and sister!!!!"

2006-06-20 06:47:49 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 2 · 0 0

how about...violets are blue
roses are red
F*** all that S***
lets jump into bed :)

2006-06-20 07:02:23 · answer #10 · answered by jstr12001 3 · 0 0

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