2006-06-19 21:47:59 · 16 answers · asked by axe 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
because the chicken has lived an entire life of oblivon not understanding the truth and realities of a vast outside open world. living amongst a doomed path, so one day the chicken decided that the time had come. the day was set and without delay he took the first step on his journey
First he would have to get on the other side of the fence surrounding the perimeter, which was no easy task as we all know chickens cannot fly. however with whatever strength he could muster, the chicken climbed the wooden poles and with an intricate foot grasp on the wires, he was able to overcome the burden.
finally the road was laid out infront of him, the road sepparated the life he had lived in the infirmary of other chickens living in a redundant cycle of being fed seeds and laying eggs constantly everyday only to wind up on a plate for geedy consumers.
-No he wouldn't have it that way, he couldn't. He refused to end up that way
the road was a mild 28.396 feet wide and in his size the proportion would be the equivelant to 54.854 yards for us humans. not a car was in sight. he had to do it now or never. with the first step on the hard asphalt, he crossed.
in a mere 22 seconds it was all over, he was over on the other side, the world of loss and vile fate had left him, he was free, he was redeemed, he was alive. with the cool summer breeze rusling through his feathers, he took one last look at the farm, which he and only once could call home, and headed down the hill to find the world,
the vast open world
Thank you
2006-06-19 23:42:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 15⤊ 4⤋
The crossing guard only goes halfway across the road, so the chicken would never make it across stapled to the crossing guard.
2006-06-20 04:50:08 · answer #2 · answered by david s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It did not get other chicken to cross with.
2006-06-20 04:49:59 · answer #3 · answered by Whatever 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
real answer: the joke says to get to the other side of the road.
one day i was doing my school bus route, and a chicken crossed in front of my bus and one of my students saw it and asked me this same question.
and i said "so the bus driver won't hit it."
2006-06-20 04:53:02 · answer #4 · answered by sister cool breeze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get hit by a car and collect the insurance money so he could save Old McDonald's Farm!
2006-06-20 04:55:55 · answer #5 · answered by HawgHunter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To do us a favour by hitting a car (probably it thought so it can save the world from the bird flue) :S
2006-06-20 04:53:03 · answer #6 · answered by Snow Wolf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was stapled to a crossing guard.
2006-06-20 04:48:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the road is dangerous and there is nothing interesting on it.
2006-06-20 04:50:41 · answer #8 · answered by sastra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his mama and other brothers and sisters in eggs are on the other side.
2006-06-20 04:51:56 · answer #9 · answered by zorro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the rooster came callin!
2006-06-20 14:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by bmybabytoday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋