2006-06-19 19:25:46 · 16 answers · asked by Devo 4 in Dining Out ➔ Other - Dining Out
My grandma always said, "it's better to fart and bear the shame than hold the fart and bear the pain". Do you know why farts stink? So the deaf can enjoy them, too.
2006-06-21 16:10:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Everybody releases methane gas, but not enough of it to ignite. Funny how everybody was like "don't light a match" though. I had a good laugh at least. Anyway, stop breaking wind, that's about the only thing to do to stop the methane, but good luck with that one.
2006-06-19 19:30:50 · answer #2 · answered by Rod B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your gas is what you eat and drink. i'm particular the older you get your physique absorbs food in a distinctive way. So in return your gas will scent distinctive. you could look up what meals reason extra pungent gas on line. sturdy success.....
2016-10-31 04:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by sokin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get yourself off to bed. Lay down in it and enjoy the warmth as the gasses escape.
Allow a few minutes between each passing to get your breath back and then start all over again.
You may even find yourself a friend to participate in this game and stick their head under the covers.......... not so much fun for them, but as funny as FCUK for you!!!
2006-06-19 19:31:07 · answer #4 · answered by Gillipoos 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoy.
2006-06-19 19:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by JUNK MAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
light a match
2006-06-19 19:27:34 · answer #6 · answered by TheRobA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
run to a bathroom and well first look for a roll of toilet paper
2006-06-21 11:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay away from any fires!
2006-06-19 20:03:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
refine it and sell it to a commodities broker
2006-06-19 19:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a car with power windows, gather up some friends, and...............
2006-06-19 19:27:47 · answer #10 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋