A joke 4 10 points!?

Question

best joke gets 10 big ones

Answer 1

A snowman turned to another snowman and asked "Do you smell carrots?"

Answer 2

A man is sitting alone at the bar & just looking at his drink, not even taking a sip; this goes on for something like 15 mins, and is seen by his friend. This friend's miserly & mean; he said, "Hey man, u don't want ur drink; don't worry I'm always there", and gulps it down in a go. Our man starts crying inconsolably. Even the mean and miserly friend is taken aback by this. He says, "I'd never thought u'd get so upset by that. I'll buy u another drink". "Pal, u don't understand." comes the reply, "My boss had fired me in the morning, so to come out of the stress I went back home only to find my neighbor with my wife. Then, I went to pick up my daughter from the school. She's F**king just 14, & saw her doing coke. All my shares got F**ked up. I rammed into a tree on the way to this bar and got a ticket. And, now taking so much courage, I'd dissolved poison in this drink & u...."

Answer 3

The other night I was invited out for a night with the boys. I told my wife I'd be back by midnight, I promised! Well, the hours passed and the bourbon and coke went down way too easy. Around 3AM, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got to the door, the cucoo clock started up and cucooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my wife may wake up, I cucooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cucoos plus 9 cucoos total 12 cucoos= midnight)

The next morning, my wife asked what time I came in, I told her midnight. She didn't seem pissed off at all, Whew, I got away with that one!!

Then she said we need a new cucoo clock. When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night, our clock cucooed 3 times then said, 'oh, ****,' cucooed another 4 times, cleared it's throat, cucooed another 3 times, giggled, cucooed twice more and then tripped over the coffe table and farted.

Answer 4

My job. It's the biggest joke around. I go there every day because laughter is the best medicine; and besides, it's the cheapest 3-ring circus around!

Answer 5

It's a little bit mean, but here goes...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and girl from Jersey?

A bowling ball gets picked up.

Answer 6

Pete and Repete are in a boat Pete falls out who is left?

Answer 7

its a bit non - veg... yet it goes:
when an apple is green its ready to be plucked & when a grl is 16 she's ready to be f**ked

Answer 8

two cannibals eating a clown when one ask 'does this taste funny?'

Answer 9

Once a Sardar goes to Gangubai and knocks the door...
Gangubai:"WHO?"
Sardar:"Me!!"
Gangubai:"Who 'Me'?"
Sardar:"You Gangubai!!!!!"

Answer 10

What's brown and sticky?